Thoughts on Van Helsing (2004)

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Hello, everyone. 

I know I’ve been absent for some time now (again), but I was determined to come back for my Halloween review, and after some consideration, I decided to settle on this one. 

It celebrated its 20th Anniversary earlier in the year (the same day as the 25th Anniversary of a previous project from the same director), so I figured why not do it for Halloween. 

As I hinted at in my previous review, this is a tribute to a more well known portion of Universal’s catalog. 

Any horror fans or fellow film enthusiasts will immediately get where I’m going with this. 

This serves as a tribute to their era of classic monsters, some of which show up here (namely vampires, werewolves, and mad scientists and their experiments). 

Folks, we’re going monster hunting with Wol- I mean Hugh Jackman, as I present my review of Van Helsing. 

The story follows Gabriel Van Helsing as he goes about on his mission of eliminating evil from the world on behalf of the Vatican*. 

After encountering Mr. Hyde in Paris, he is assigned to protect the last two surviving members of a gypsy family** from Count Dracula and kill him before he can kill them. If he does, they will forever be in Purgatory. 

Not only that, he also seeks world domination. 

However, to do that, he has thousands of undead offspring that can only be brought to life through experiments formerly conducted by Dr. Victor Frankenstein, thereby making Frankenstein’s Monster the key to achieving his goal. 

What Worked: The cast largely give solid performances (the biggest exception I’ll get to momentarily). 

Hugh Jackman has some of the charm he brought to Wolverine here, particularly with some of the banter he has with his companion***, a friar named Carl (played by David Wenham, who had just appeared in The Lord of the Rings and would gain further recognition upon appearing in 300). 

It does feel like some of the exchanges you’d hear between James Bond and Q (fitting, because Hugh was apparently in the running to take over from Pierce Brosnan at the time). However, that’s an aspect of another issue I’ll get to later. 

Kate Beckinsale seems to be having fun with the material as Princess Anna, especially considering she was able to fight vampires and werewolves again so soon after Underworld came out. 

Will Kemp, who plays her brother, Prince Velkan, also gets some good moments (most of which I can’t spoil due to a huge plot point). 

There are two performances that genuinely stand out. 

The first is David Wenham as Carl, who is the comic relief character. He doesn’t make jokes for the sake of making jokes, he does them at times where it fits the character.  

It’s also mostly banter between him and other characters, which is where it’s most effective. 

The best performance in the movie comes from Shuler Hensley as Frankenstein’s Monster. He has a genuine motivation, and is the most sympathetic character. 

It’s worth noting that he also served as the body double for Mr. Hyde for the sequences with him (accompanied by the vocal talents of Robbie Coltrane). 

Speaking of that, the technical aspects are where this movie makes up for its shortcomings. 

There are a lot of fun action sequences (especially considering Chad Stahelski and David Leitch contributed to the stunt work here), but the production design, cinematography, and score hold up the most. 

Most of the effects have aged well, and it also helps that Industrial Light & Magic was the main effects house utilized. I do also appreciate that they went practical whenever they could by using techniques like makeup and miniatures.

When it comes to the production design and cinematography, this movie is visually stunning, particularly the opening, which is shot in black and white. 

The score, though, is one of the best parts, and it’s also among the best work of one of my favorite composers, Alan Silvestri. 

It’s also largely consistent in terms of pacing. 

What Didn’t Work: I’ll get my biggest issue out of the way first (well, one of them). 

Richard Roxburgh is a good actor when given the right material. This was during the time when he was given the weakest scripts to work with. It started with Mission: Impossible II and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen****, and then he went from this to Stealth, which an argument could be made had the worst dialogue of them all for him. 

While I am saying this is better than his performance in Stealth, the majority of his performance here as Count Dracula is unintentionally hilarious. 

His delivery here is so laughably bad that you could put Nicolas Cage (who would later end up playing Dracula in Renfield) or Tommy Wiseau in his spot, and it wouldn’t make a difference. 

I will give his version this: How he shows up in the third act is awesome, and I do appreciate that they saved showing it for that. 

His brides (one of whom is played by Elena Anaya, who you may recognize as Doctor Poison from Wonder Woman) are hardly given anything to do except attack people and die. 

When it comes to the effects that haven’t aged well, those in two of the three brides’ death scenes really have not. They’ve aged so poorly that I can’t decide whether or not they’re worse than the dated effects in the original Blade. The same goes for the look of the offspring when they show up. 

I can say that they’ve aged better than the look of the Scorpion King at the end of The Mummy Returns, but only slightly. 

The worst effect, though, is actually at the very end of the movie. 

Going back to most of the characters, they’re among the bigger casualties of the script. The brides, Anna, and Velkan barely have anything to do. 

Though I do admire that Stephen Sommers wanted to show respect to a beloved era from Universal’s history while also putting his own spin on it, it doesn’t completely show. 

As I just stated, the script is one of the biggest reasons why. Not only are the characters largely sidelined from a narrative perspective, but there are also two other things that drag the movie down. 

The first is a thing he has a habit of doing, which is over-exposition. He tells more than he shows. There are times where you really notice it, like when Van Helsing is sent to find Anna and Velkan. 

The second is a result of that, which is the fact that there are big plot holes here. 

For example, in that same scene, he’s being told the purpose of his superiors, which is information he should already know. 

This is also an example of the fact that one of two things needed to happen. This could’ve benefitted more from having a cowriter or bring someone in for rewrites to punch it up. 

His direction is fine, and I do like his sense of scale. 

However, as a result of that, there is one other big issue that I have, and he also tends to do this: The runtime. 

At 2 hours and 11 minutes, it does feel a bit long. I did feel the length a couple times. 

Overall: While it does have its share of problems (and it may have sounded like I hate this movie, which I don’t), Van Helsing does also have a lot going for it. 

It has a solid cast, very fun action, effects that largely hold up, excellent production value, a phenomenal score, and decent pacing, which make up for the weaker effects and the narrative and script setbacks.  

To be fair, there’s really two ways you can view this movie, and I’ve just provided the objective version for review purposes. There’s also the subjective version, which is looking at it from the perspective of viewing it as an over the top, campy, fun monster movie (and which works better, and mainly how I saw it). 

In fact, there’s one movie I very much view from that mindset, which I hope to cover pretty soon. 

In closing, while I don’t love this movie as much as some others do, I do appreciate what it set out to do, and it largely does succeed at that. 

There are people who view this as a Guilty Pleasure movie, and to a degree, it is, I just don’t have as big of an attachment to it. 

If you can forgive the tricks that are thrown your way here (and I can), then the movie itself is a treat to watch, and I ultimately still found it to be an at least decent choice for this year’s October review. 

Next time, we’ll look at a Halloween movie that’s a bit more recent, and features someone who has also fought Count Dracula. 

Happy Halloween, everyone! 

*In a manner of speaking, unlike Charlie Sheen, he’s an actual Vatican assassin. 

**Ironically enough, one of the other movies I had considered also involved a gypsy at the center of the conflict. 

***I almost said “sidekick,” but then I realized I didn’t want to be on the receiving end of an F-bomb from Bela Lugosi. 

****That, from what I’ve heard, has similar issues to this.

Thoughts on The Fall Guy (2024)

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Hello, everyone. 

For this review, we go into the subject of what is actually a first on here: An adaptation of a TV show. 

Not only that, this serves as a love letter to a division of Hollywood that doesn’t get nearly enough recognition: stunts. 

This comes to us from David Leitch, a former stuntman turned director. He made a name for himself by co-directing the original John Wick (though only Chad Stahelski received credit). He then made his solo debut with Atomic Blonde, which happened to be the subject of one of my earliest reviews. 

He followed that up by taking over for Tim Miller as director for Deadpool 2, and directing the Fast & Furious spinoff Hobbs & Shaw as well as Bullet Train (from which one cast member appears here, but more on that later). 

Now here he is directing an adaptation of an 80s TV show that happens to focus on the profession he started in. 

Folks, grab your crash pads, air bags, fireproof suits, or really any stunt gear you can find, as I present my review of The Fall Guy. 

The story here follows Ryan Gosling’s character Colt Seavers, who has been the longtime stunt double for renowned action star Tom Ryder (played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson). 

After a stunt goes wrong, Colt is left with severe injuries, and he leaves both his career and girlfriend, camerawoman Jody Moreno (played by Emily Blunt), behind. 

Flash forward 18 months, and Colt is now working as a valet, while Jody is working on her directorial debut. Colt gets a call from the producer that Jody wants him, only to find out that she’s still mad with him. 

He is then informed that he was brought in because Tom has gone missing, despite being the lead actor for the movie. 

With Jody’s film (and possibly her career) on the line, Colt sets out to make things right, no matter how many crazy shenanigans may come his way. 

What Worked: Even for an action comedy, this has one of the best casts I’ve seen so far this year. 

Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt have great chemistry, and despite mounting pressure, you want everything to work out for them. 

Aaron Taylor-Johnson gives another great performance, despite not being in the movie as much. 

The supporting cast, though, had some of the bigger highlights for me. 

I really liked Stephanie Hsu (Everything Everywhere All at Once*) as Tom’s assistant Alma, and Hannah Waddingham as Gail, the producer of Jody’s movie, I thought was hilarious**. 

The biggest surprise (and a welcome one at that) was actually Teresa Palmer as Tom’s girlfriend and costar. I didn’t realize that was her until I saw her name in the credits, and this ended up being the first movie I’ve seen her in since Hacksaw Ridge.  

As for my favorite performance in the movie, the best one to me was Winston Duke (Us, Black Panther) as Colt’s best friend Dan, who’s the stunt coordinator. 

Not only is he hilarious, but he also has a lot of charisma. 

David Leitch’s direction here puts this at least on par with Bullet Train as his best-directed movie so far, and I’ve at least really liked all of his movies, and even loved some of them. 

It’s also benefited by the excellent cinematography from Jonathan Sela, who’s worked with David Leitch ever since he co-directed the original John Wick. 

The stunts themselves, the biggest selling point of the movie, are very impressive. 

They even set a Guinness World Record, which is actually addressed at one point in the movie that I’ll get to later (and don’t worry, it’s not a spoiler). 

Drew Pearce’s script is also very solid, and really funny, particularly with the references and the meta jokes***. 

I’m glad they didn’t go too on the nose and have a psychotic studio executive (like in Tropic Thunder) or a CEO who wouldn’t know a megaphone from a saxophone. I felt they very easily could’ve done that, and I actually appreciated that they didn’t. 

What Didn’t Work: I really only have two issues, and they’re more like nitpicks. 

The main one is that some plot points are predictable, but the other one is that it’s 2 hours and 6 minutes, and I felt they could’ve shortened it a little bit. 

However, they didn’t bother me that much. 

Overall: The Fall Guy is the perfect kind of movie to kick off the Summer Movie Season. It promises a fun time, and it absolutely delivers, and then some, particularly for action fans or just film fans in general. 

It still delivers for general audience members, even if not as many turned up for it as expected (and I’ll get to that in a moment), and even if they don’t automatically get all of the references and jokes. 

With great performances, solid direction, writing, and cinematography, and some of the best stunt work you can see right now (and fittingly enough, in a movie about stunts), it serves as a love letter to those who risk their lives for our entertainment. 

Not only that, it also serves as a call to action for the higher-ups in the industry they serve to give them bigger recognition. As it is, and right now continues to be, they don’t get nearly enough. Action fans, and film fans in general, have been clamoring for this for years, and it continues to be long overdue. 

If the first half of the credits (where they show a behind the scenes montage of how they did the stunts in this, and even mention the record they set) does not convince them enough, I and so many others at this point more than likely don’t know what will.

The Summer Movie Season kicked off with a bang with this movie, at least from a critical standpoint. 

From a financial standpoint, though, not so much. 

Even though it opened atop the box office, it still underperformed (so basically, it’s bombing), and it recently arrived on Digital due to how Universal’s release policy works now. If one of their movies doesn’t open to at least $50 million, they release it on Digital two weeks later. This opened to a little over half. 

It really is a shame, so if it’s still in a theater in your area, I would say go check it out. 

Even if you want to just check it out on Digital, or wait for streaming or physical media, regardless of how and when you see it, this deserves way more attention than it’s gotten. 

Be sure to stay through at least the first half of the credits, as there is also a hilarious mid-credits scene. 

Next time, we go from a tribute to stunts to a tribute to something a little more well-known from Universal’s catalog. 

*Let’s just say I have a lot to go into on certain aspects of that. Some of them I considered mentioning here in the Side Notes, but they ultimately would’ve distracted from the review already in progress. 

**She’s also getting more work, as she was just in The Garfield Movie (which has now come out, since this review was so late) and she’s about to be in the next Mission: Impossible film (which has its own share of problems going on (including the title, which shouldn’t have been one to begin with), but I digress). 

***That’s another way of saying self-aware or self-referential. It’s the type of humor that Scream in particular is known for. Basically, it’s the type of humor that’s just short of breaking the fourth wall like Deadpool is known for. They don’t stop the movie to make a joke like he would, and then go back to the narrative. It’s not like that, as there is a difference. 

Thoughts on Dune: Part Two (2024)

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Hello, everyone. 

In the previous review, we looked at the first part of a modern adaptation of the classic sci-fi novel by Frank Herbert, which may have influenced Hollywood to take us to a galaxy far, far away. 

For this review, we’ll be looking at the second, which not only expands on the world established in the first movie, but it also gives you more of what you wanted from the first movie. 

Part One focused on the world-building, with some action here and there, but this has more of the epic scale and especially more action. 

Folks, we go back to the sands of Arrakis, as I present my review of Dune: Part Two. 

Before I get started, I have to provide a warning. 

While I will do my best to not give too much away in reviewing Part Two, in order to provide proper context, I will have to go into some spoilers for Part One. 

Therefore, if you haven’t seen Part One, go watch it, read my review of it, and then come back. 

For those who have done so already, and want to jump right in, let’s get started. 

Picking up right where Part One left off, Paul Atreides has joined with the native Fremen with the intent of helping them take back Arrakis. In order to do so, he must learn their ways, from how they speak and move to riding the Sandworms… all while on his own personal quest for vengeance against the Harkonnens for wiping out his family. 

He is also still having visions, though they’re even darker than before, yet are all part of a greater prophecy. 

Meanwhile, Lady Jessica has become the new Reverend Mother for the Fremen, and sets out to convince the more skeptical side that the prophecy is true. 

While all that’s going on, the Harkonnens are losing their grip on the spice fields, so the Baron chooses his younger nephew Feyd-Rautha to take over from his older nephew Rabban. 

However, they may not be the only threat standing in everyone’s way. 

What Worked: As I stated last time, the performances are top-notch across the board. Even the new additions get time to shine, but I’ll get to them momentarily. 

The returning cast (basically everyone who survived the last movie*) all get great moments and some character development that I didn’t see coming. 

It takes time for some to show up, but when they come in, they’re used in very satisfying ways. A great example is when Josh Brolin’s character, Gurney Halleck, comes in. There’s even some humor to that moment. 

Speaking of humor, there’s a lot more of it in this one compared to Part One. The majority of it comes from Stilgar, portrayed again by Javier Bardem. 

In my review of Part One, I said that he was basically an extended cameo. I also meant to mention that he was pretty much playing it straight whenever he was in it. 

In Part Two, he has much more to do, and the humor that does come from him is mainly deadpan, though there are times where he does show expressions. I was really surprised how much it was actually effective. 

Chani definitely has more to do, because she has a much bigger role in the story this time. Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet have fantastic chemistry with each other, and you really want things to work out for them. 

You also get more character development from Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica and Charlotte Rampling as Gaius Helen Mohiam (the Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit who tested Paul)**. 

If you thought the Baron and Rabban were despicable in Part One, even more so here. Stellan Skarsgård and Dave Bautista (especially the latter) are unsettling in this one. 

Shockingly, the most unsettling performance comes from one of the new additions, and he was the biggest standout for me. 

Austin Butler (yes, the very same one who played Elvis) comes in as the Baron’s youngest nephew, Feyd-Rautha. 

To say he is intimidating is an understatement. He’s that and so much more. He’s vicious, he’s brutal, and he is scary. Not only that, he is unrecognizable. 

He’s basically the sci-fi equivalent of Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker in The Dark Knight. Ironically enough, that was one of the influences, and while watching the movie, it’s easy to see why. 

He stood out so much in this movie that it’ll be difficult for any other villain to top him as the Best Villain of the Year. 

Now for the rest of the new additions. 

First we have Christopher Walken as Emperor Shaddam IV, who rules both the Known Universe and House Corrino, which was at least mentioned in Part One. He is fantastic here, and it surprised me how he played it completely straight rather than over the top like he usually does. 

Then we have Florence Pugh as his daughter, Princess Irulan, and Léa Seydoux as Lady Margot Fenring, another Bene Gesserit character who’s brought in when we first meet Feyd-Rautha. 

They’re both excellent… for the time they’re in it, and I’ll get more into that later. 

In the meantime, I’ll go into the technical aspects. 

Although the world-building was largely used for Part One, there is some expansion done, and I really appreciated how some of the storytelling that was mentioned there is actually shown here. For example, the parts with the Emperor and House Corrino, they were mostly mentioned by name, and this time we actually see them. 

The parts that were not mentioned in Part One were saved for Part Two, and I did also appreciate that sense of balance that comes from that. You mention and show some parts and then save others for later. If you want to bring a story with such an epic scale to life, that’s how you do it. 

Speaking of which, the epic scale in Part One was merely a taste of what was to come. It’s on full display in Part Two, particularly with the visual effects, the direction from Denis Villeneuve and the cinematography from Greig Fraser. 

It shows in the action, and there’s much more of it here, particularly in the third act. 

The big fight between Paul and Feyd-Rautha alone is worth the price of admission. You’ll be on the edge of your seat for that whole fight. 

The thing most noteworthy about that fight goes to show how epic a moment it is. The same thing was done in the first encounter between Batman and Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, for example. 

Listen for this when you see it if you haven’t already. 

The moment the fight starts to the moment it ends, there is no music. The only sounds you hear are of them trying to kill each other. That’s it. 

That scene is therefore also evident that the sound design throughout the whole movie is handled way better than it was in Part One, probably because there was a lot more action. It’s also paced way better.  

The visual effects, direction, and cinematography make for some gorgeous shots in this. Other than the third act, whenever we go to different worlds like Corrino and especially Giedi Prime (the Harkonnen homeworld), it really stands out. 

The score even benefits this time. 

Last time, my biggest issue was with the score, where within the movie, it was so overwhelming at times to where you could barely hear the dialogue, especially with the background vocals. 

Thankfully, the background vocals are dialed back this time. They’re still there, of course, but they’re not nearly as loud. 

The track that’s used more prominently is actually the love theme for Paul and Chani, which they even play in the credits. 

The last thing I wanted to mention that really impressed me is how they managed to tackle two otherwise very touchy subjects, one of which was even difficult for me in my Escape From New York review. 

It tackles politics and religion, and it’s actually interesting and makes sense within the context of the movie.  

What Didn’t Work: I really only have one minor issue here. 

I briefly mentioned Florence Pugh and Léa Seydoux, and even Christopher Walken, and that’s because as great as all of them are in this movie, they’re barely in it. 

It’s the same issue with Chani and Stilgar in Part One. Princess Irulan, Lady Margot, and the Emperor are barely in this. 

If this was to build them up for the adaptation of Dune Messiah that Denis wants to do, I can understand that. 

As it is right now, with how successful these adaptations have been so far, particularly this one, only time will tell when we’ll be able to know for sure. 

Overall: As excellent as Part One was, Dune: Part Two not only expands upon what it established, but improves upon it in practically every way. 

Whether you liked Part One or not, Part Two is still a more satisfying experience, so hopefully you’ll get some enjoyment out of it. 

It gives you more of what you wanted from Part One, and then some. 

With the best cast, the best direction, the best visual effects, the best action (really the best of everything) so far this year, Dune: Part Two is the definition of an epic sci-fi blockbuster, and you should see it as soon as you can.

I would recommend watching Part One before you see Part Two, because it makes it even more satisfying. 

Of course, I highly recommend seeing this on the biggest screen you can, but if you’re unable to see it in theaters and have to wait to see it at home, the only advice I could give is to make sure you have the best quality TV and sound system. It’s one of those movies you watch for when you want to really make some noise. It’s made for that. 

After this movie, Denis Villeneuve wants to do one more movie, which is an adaptation of the second book, Dune Messiah, but he wants to wait until the right time to do it.  

With how popular this is, people want to see more, and I’ll just say this: Take all the time you need, and then bring it all home. 

Next time, we go from a modern book adaptation to a new TV adaptation. 

*Well, almost everyone. There was one cast member that (along with one new addition, that being Tim Blake Nelson) filmed scenes, but they ended up being cut. 

As for who the missing returning cast member is, I’ll just say this. He’s in a movie I’m looking forward to talking about once it comes out in a few weeks, so I’ll mention him there. 

**I didn’t mention her last time because I knew she would have more significance here. 

Thoughts on Dune (2021)

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Hello, everyone.

For this review, we’ll be looking at the first part of a modern adaptation of the classic sci-fi novel by Frank Herbert.

It was so influential, in fact, that an argument could be made that it inspired Hollywood to take us to a galaxy far, far away.

Folks, get ready for a modern epic (even more so in the next review), as I present my review of Dune*.

The story is set far into the future, where for the longest time, the brutal House Harkonnen has been controlling the desert planet known as Arrakis. The planet is home to a resource called “Spice”, which allows for quick and safe travel through space.

One day, the Emperor appoints Duke Leto Atreides, the ruler of House Atreides, to take over for Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Leto accepts, finding more benefit in having full control over Arrakis and having its natives, the Fremen, on their side.

Unbeknownst to him, the Emperor has lured him into a trap.

Meanwhile, Leto’s son Paul has been having horrifying visions of the future, and not only does the only way to conquer his fear lie on Arrakis, but also something greater he doesn’t yet fully understand.

What Worked: The performances are top notch across the board.

Timothée Chalamet shows how vulnerable Paul really is without going into over the top territory. It may seem subdued, sure, but you do still get that sense of vulnerability and overwhelming responsibility that lies ahead of him.

His father understands that feeling, and Oscar Isaac does a great job selling that.

The same is true for Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica, Paul’s mother. When you also factor in that she’s a member of a group that has very powerful mental capabilities, she feels the most vulnerable out of anyone in House Atreides.

For the heroes, the best performances in the movie for me were actually Paul’s mentors, Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho, played respectively by Josh Brolin and Jason Momoa.

Duncan in particular gets some great moments, and with the small amount of humor here, most of it comes from him.

For the villains, we have three major members here, and I’ll go from the one with the least screentime and work my way up.

We have David Dastmalchian (who’s getting even bigger now; he even had a small role in Oppenheimer last year) as Piter De Vries, their Mentat**. He’s unrecognizable when you see him, and he is very unsettling.

Then we have Dave Bautista as Glossu Rabban, the Baron’s nephew. He’s the most brutal one, and not just because it’s him in the role, but this is Dave’s best performance outside of Guardians of the Galaxy (yes, even more so than something like Knock at the Cabin, and he was great in that).

Now we get to the Baron himself. Not only is this Stellan Skarsgård’s best performance in years, but the Baron is one of the coldest, most calculating villains in a long time.

Just his voice alone will unnerve you.

He was one of the best performances in the movie in general for me.

Now we get to the technical aspects.

Even though this is half a story, the storytelling we do get is very effective. It establishes the lore that Frank Herbert created (and his son Brian and Kevin J. Anderson later expanded upon following his passing), and it provides a sense of world-building on such an epic scale. I always appreciate when movies go the extra mile to do that, whether they’re adaptations (examples of that being this and The Lord of the Rings) or not (examples of that being Star Wars (the Original Trilogy), The Matrix, and John Wick).

Speaking of Star Wars, there are some parallels in here, but given the fact that Frank Herbert’s novel was a huge inspiration, it makes sense for them to be there. Some would even argue that this is the modern day equivalent of what the Original Trilogy was then.

You can also tell that director Denis Villeneuve had passion in making this movie, as he was a huge fan of the book and this was always a dream of his when he became a filmmaker.

The same can be said for Hans Zimmer in providing the score. Being a huge fan of the book as well, when he heard about this adaptation, he jumped at the opportunity to do it.

On its own, the score is really good. In the movie itself, it works for the aforementioned epic scale, but there’s an issue with it that I’ll get to momentarily.

The last two technical aspects to talk about basically go hand-in-hand with each other: The visual effects and the cinematography by Greig Fraser.

With all the recognition it got at the Oscars that year (10 Nominations (including Best Picture) and 6 Wins), those two awards were rightfully earned, and Best Visual Effects in particular usually has some stiff competition***.

As much as I loved all of the competition it had as well, I understand them giving Best Visual Effects to this (even more so now upon rewatching it to get ready for Part Two).

These effects and the cinematography make the scale feel even more epic than it already is.

Ever since he shot Rogue One, Greig Fraser is proving himself to be among the best cinematographers working today. He’s also shown that in TV as well, as following Rogue One, he worked on three episodes of the first season of The Mandalorian, including the pilot.

Then following that, he did this, won an Oscar, and did even bigger projects.

What Didn’t Work: While I do still really like this first part of a two-part story, I do also have some issues with it.

For one thing, there’s a pacing issue here and there, but because world-building is a key aspect of this first part, I understand that there might be more downtime and quiet moments than action.

That is the case here, so there’s a sense of imbalance from a narrative perspective.

Some characters are also not given much to do, the biggest examples being Javier Bardem’s character Stilgar, who leads the Fremen tribe, and Zendaya’s character Chani, who Paul has also been seeing in his visions.

With someone like Javier Bardem, you’d think he’d have a big part in the movie. You’d also think that with how big of a personality Zendaya is now, she would have one of the most significant parts in the movie. Then you see the movie, and they’re barely in it.

Stilgar is basically an extended cameo, and Chani is only in the movie for seven minutes.

My biggest issue with the movie, though, is actually with the score.

As legendary a composer as Hans Zimmer is, my problem with the score here is that it can be so overwhelming at times to where you can barely hear the dialogue, especially with the background vocals.

Though I stated it’s fine listening to it on its own, it’s regarding that aspect of it.

Within the movie, though, aside from it being occasionally overwhelming, it does work for the type of movie it is, and the last time the main theme was used was effective for me.

It was used properly there, in that it gets you excited to see more.

Overall: Dune does for epic sci-fi what The Lord of the Rings did for epic fantasy. It takes its time with world-building, gives you a compelling narrative and equally compelling characters brought to life through fantastic performances.

It’s gorgeously shot, and has some of the best visual effects in recent memory.

Though it is lacking in the action department, and some characters are sidelined, the dedication to properly translating such a legendary novel is very much on display, even if this only covers the first half of it.

Speaking of that, I also give them credit for not outright greenlighting Part Two to capitalize on the decade-old trend of adapting one book across two movies. They waited until they were able to ensure they could, and then once they knew it was successful enough, they did.

This made people excited to see more, and then almost three years later, they got it.

Next time, the Spice will continue to flow.

*Yes, I know there was an adaptation in 1984 by David Lynch, and I’m sure there are some who want me to cover that, and some who prefer sticking to this newer version.

I’ve seen parts of it before, and what I saw didn’t really do much for me at the time.

However, after having seen the whole story for this new version, I’m slightly interested to check it out (slightly being the key word here).

**In the Dune universe, they’re basically human computers, as actual machines (computers, robots, AI, or what have you) have been forbidden ever since a machine uprising happened.

If that sounds familiar, let’s just say that it’s in something that started in 1984. I hope to at least start covering that pretty soon, if not still at some point this year.

***And also, keep this in mind: Its competition was Free Guy, No Time to Die, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and Spider-Man: No Way Home.

Thoughts on Escape From New York (1981)

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Hello, everyone.

For this review, I cover the subject of my first Flashback Cinema Screening of the year, and I picked a great one to start with.

This comes to us from John Carpenter, and has Kurt Russell as one of the most iconic action heroes of the 80s* with a very straightforward plot.

For those reasons alone, I had been interested to see this one for a long time, and when I heard it was being shown in my area, I knew I had to go see it.

Folks, for the second review in a row, we’re going to a very contained space, except the people here are more dangerous.

Thankfully, we have a badass hero to help us out, as I present my review of Escape From New York.

In 1988, while fighting against a collaboration of the Chinese and the Soviets, the U.S. government turns Manhattan into a maximum security prison in the hopes of also combatting the 400% rise of crime.

Once you get in, you can’t get out, as not only is the island walled off, but it is also heavily guarded.

Flash forward to 1997. The President is being flown to a peace summit when Air Force One is hijacked.

With a briefcase cuffed to his wrist, he is put into an escape pod that lands in Manhattan as the plane crashes.

After the crash, police are sent in for a rescue attempt. Unfortunately, they are warned that the Duke of New York has captured him and will kill him if they try any further attempts.

Meanwhile, ex-Special Forces Lieutenant Snake Plissken is actually about to be sent to the island for robbing the Federal Reserve.

However, Police Commissioner Bob Hauk gives him an offer: Successfully rescue the President within 24 hours and he will be granted a presidential pardon.

What Worked: In addition to Kurt Russell, you have a great supporting cast. You have Lee Van Cleef as Hauk, and it’s surprising to not have him as a villain, as he commonly portrayed villains, particularly in Westerns.

You also have Ernest Borgnine (yes, Mermaid Man himself is in this) as a taxi driver named “Cabbie,” who was not only funny, but I also thought he was the best character in the movie.

Then there’s the Duke, who is an excellent villain brought to life through an equally excellent performance from Isaac Hayes**. Though Cabbie was the best character for me, Isaac Hayes was the best performance for me. He’s awesome in this movie.

Though he’s not in it as much, Harry Dean Stanton (who you may remember as Brett from Alien) is really good as “Brain,” the Duke’s adviser who once worked with Snake.

We also have several actors who would collaborate with Carpenter in some capacity.

The ones most noteworthy are Adrienne Barbeau (The Fog) as Brain’s girlfriend Maggie, Charles Cyphers (Sheriff Brackett from Halloween) as the Secretary of State, and the two biggest ones who also worked with him on Halloween: Donald Pleasence (Dr. Sam Loomis) as the President and, though uncredited, Jamie Lee Curtis (who provides the narration that opens the movie).

Donald Pleasence was another big standout for me. As iconic as Loomis is, he’s still great here.

Now for the technical aspects.

It goes without saying that John Carpenter’s direction is excellent. The same can also be said for the very tight script that he cowrote with Nick Castle (the original Michael Myers himself), and the cinematography by Dean Cundey, who also shot Halloween.

The things that stand out the most, though, are the score (composed by John Carpenter and Alan Howarth, who worked on the Halloween franchise even after Carpenter left), the sound design, and the production design. They all really enhance the action. Then when the theme kicks on to close out the movie, it makes the experience all the more satisfying. In fact, the theme stood out so much that it was still playing in my head even as I wrote the review.

It might be one of my new favorite 80s action themes now, it’s that good.

The sound design is really good, especially in the second half. It stands out most in a scene where Snake has to fight in a death match with one of the Duke’s men, and then in the third act where it goes pretty much all out.

The production design in particular holds up very well. For a movie that cost 6 million, it looks like at least 20 million, which ironically enough, is around how much it’d be worth now.

It may look like New York, but for the majority of the movie, it’s actually miniatures and matte paintings***. When you see the streets and bridges, though, it’s in different areas.

They even had to improvise for the displays of the environments to keep it within the budget. Rather than using computers, they still found a way to do it practically.

What Didn’t Work: Granted, these may be nitpicks, but at the same time, they can’t go unaddressed, either.

I’ll get the biggest one out of the way first. While as a whole, the movie itself does hold up, you still can’t help but acknowledge how it’s a product of the time. For example, the plot itself is absurd and of course it totally would not happen. However, 80s and 90s action movies had a thing for that, and I knew that going in, being so accustomed to seeing that.

You also can’t help but notice a couple real world parallels, one of which is political. Now, I hardly delve into politics in movies unless either: A: It’s a political thriller, B: It has political satire, or C: It’s based on real world political events, true story or not. Other than that, I don’t touch it at all.

This is a rare case of that third exception. John Carpenter’s script first came about in the aftermath of Watergate, and on occasion, you can tell, and yet the movie around it is still entertaining. As long as you do it like that, then I’m fine with it.

The other parallel is from a purely cinematic standpoint. It’s the irony in the sense that in this movie, Air Force One is hijacked in 1997, and then in the actual 1997, Air Force One came out, and that was the conflict of the whole movie.

However, if you can at least go into this knowing that it’s a product of the time and yet it’s held up pretty well, you should have a fun time.

Overall: Escape From New York is an excellent action movie, and while its plot is certainly not believable (especially now), it’s still compelling.

With a well crafted script, great performances, exciting action, and a very clever use of practical effects, it really shows how John Carpenter is more than capable of branching out beyond horror even if he’s mainly known for it. This shows that he can do action and sci-fi, too.

It also shows that Kurt Russell was capable of branching out from comedy, which he was mostly known for at the time. Snake Plissken alone made him an action icon to where he’s his favorite role, and it’s easy to see why. He even brings a bit of humor to the character, and it really works.

If you haven’t seen Escape From New York, go check it out however you can, especially if you love 80s action movies.

Having also grown up on 90s action movies, it made me interested to see if my area will eventually have the sequel, Escape From L.A., even if I’ve heard it’s not as good.

Although, speaking of sequels…

Next time, we go back to this decade for a more modern adaptation of a classic sci-fi novel, the second part of which recently came out.

*He’s so iconic, in fact, that he basically inspired another icon of pop culture in Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid.

**Therefore, the fact that we have Mermaid Man and Chef from South Park in the same movie made me more eager to see it, having been born in the 90s.

***Fun Fact: A director I’m planning to cover at least a couple movies for this year (one being one of my favorites) worked on the matte paintings.

Thoughts on I.S.S. (2024)

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Hello, everyone.

For this review, we look at our first sci-fi movie of the year*. This interested me because of two things: The plot and the cast.

Now, I’ve seen movies with scenes set in this location, but it’s a very rare occasion where it’s set there for the whole movie. The last time I saw this happen in a movie was 2017 with the sci-fi horror film Life (with Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, and Ryan Reynolds, among others) and before that it played a significant part in 2013’s Gravity.

Now, we’re going there again, as I review I.S.S., and where I stand on this one… let’s just say this is going to be interesting, especially given the response (particularly from audiences) that I’ve seen so far.

The story follows a team of astronauts and cosmonauts that are living on the International Space Station.

Unfortunately, after receiving word that global chaos has broken out, they now have one simple order: Protect the station however they can so what’s happening on the ground stays on the ground.

What Worked: The cast is really good. Our main character, Dr. Kira Foster, is played by Ariana DeBose (who was just in Wish, and will next be in Matthew Vaughn’s latest film Argylle), and though everyone else plays off of each other very well, she gave the best performance in the movie for me.

Plus, her character is the most consistent at making smarter decisions, and throughout the movie, she’s the most compelling because of that.   

Chris Messina (The Boogeyman, Birds of Prey) plays Gordon Barrett, the Commander of the team, and though he’s not in it much, I thought performance-wise, he was just as good.

The same can overall be said for John Gallagher Jr. (10 Cloverfield Lane, Underwater) as the other American astronaut, Christian Campbell. There are times where you don’t like him, but you understand why.

Then we have the Russian cosmonauts, one of whom was my second favorite character in the movie.

Their side of the team is led by Weronika Vetrov, who is basically their counterpart of Kira. She makes mostly smart decisions, and there is a particular aspect to her part in the story that I won’t go into here. Even so, Masha Mashkova (who made her American debut in For All Mankind) does a great job conveying both those aspects.

Though I really liked her, my second favorite performance in the movie was actually Pilou Asbæk (who was just in Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, and can also be seen in Overlord and Ghost in the Shell (the latter of which he was the best part of)).

He plays Alexey Pulov, who is the most sensible of their side of the mission, especially compared to his brother Nicholai, played by Costa Ronin (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood).

Before I go on, I should also say that how I just described Nicholai was the best way I could without giving too much away.

For the technical aspects, we have Gabriela Cowperthwaite (best known for the documentary Blackfish) directing and Nick Remy Matthews (best known for Hotel Mumbai) as cinematographer. They give us a gorgeous looking movie here.

The production value is one of the strongest parts.

I also loved how it was set aboard the titular location throughout the whole movie. For me, it’s very rare for it to have such prominence in a movie, even if it’s merely for a large portion of it. The music reflects the sense of paranoia and isolation of being in such a contained area very well.

What Didn’t Work: My main issue is with the pacing. To put this into perspective for you, this movie is 95 minutes (including 6 minutes of credits, so really 89 minutes).

The first act is very strong, it sets everything up very nicely. The second act is fine, but it feels a bit off. However, when the third act hits, it feels so rushed, and you can really tell.

If this had another half hour or so, it would’ve flowed more smoothly in order to more properly develop the narrative and the characters.

In other words, it wasn’t too long, and yet it wasn’t long enough at the same time.

Overall: I really enjoyed I.S.S. despite its issues, so this ended up being another January surprise for me. With good to great performances and excellent production value, it’s an effective thriller that doesn’t overstay its welcome with what time was given to tell the story (even if it wasn’t enough).

Ultimately, after seeing it, I find it pretty underrated. While I wouldn’t put it on the level of something like, say, Underwater, I still think it deserves a bit more credit because of what it does succeed at, much like how I felt that movie did and still does.

Since it’s pretty much on its way out of theaters now, I’d say when it hits streaming, feel free to check it out. If nothing else, see it for the look of the movie and the cast.

Next time, we go back to Earth… only a conflict has already happened, with the President caught in the crossfire, but thankfully, we also have Kurt Russell being a badass.

*This is the first case of an occasion I’ve been meaning to talk about in a review. Despite the fact that the pages for it on sources like Wikipedia and IMDb say this is a 2023 movie, even though general audiences ultimately get it in 2024, this’ll more than likely lead to some confusion for anyone reading this, so I wanted to clear this up for you.

If this isn’t a rule I’ve previously established, I’m establishing it now. If a movie premieres at a festival one year (the reason why it says 2023 is because of that; this premiered at Tribeca in June of 2023), but gets a wide release at least one year later (as is the case here, having been released in January of 2024), then the year of its wide release is how I will count it. Now, if it premieres at a festival and gets a wide release the same year, then I will count it as having come out during that year.

There is at least one exception to that, but when a more fitting subject comes, I’ll mention it there.

Thoughts on The Beekeeper (2024)

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Hello, everyone.

As was the case last year, the first two movies I review this year end up being a horror movie and an action movie.

Much like Plane last year, this one ended up being surprisingly good. However, this has one edge over that: It has a better known director behind it with David Ayer, who gave us End of Watch and Fury*. He’s also known for writing Training Day and cowriting The Fast and the Furious.

Here, we get Jason Statham doing his version of John Wick (minus the gun fu, though there is still a connection involving that, which I’ll get to later).

He’s not doing jobs no questions asked, fighting sharks, being part of an 80s action tribute, or even working against (nor ultimately with) Dominic Toretto and his family**.

This time, he’s handling hives and taking lives, as I review The Beekeeper.

The story here follows Adam Clay, a beekeeper working for Eloise Parker, a retired teacher who has been taking care of him for a long time on the Massachusetts countryside.

One day, everything seems fine, until Eloise falls for a phishing scam, which affects her so much she commits suicide.

Clay finds the body, and is at first arrested by an FBI agent who also happens to be Eloise’s daughter Verona, but later released.

Though she tells him that the scammers responsible have been difficult for the FBI to track down, he still wants to go after them, so he calls for help from an organization called the Beekeepers.

What Worked: The acting is very solid. Of the five movies that he’s been in over the span of a year (counting this one), this is a step up for Jason Statham, particularly from the last one, which was The Expendables 4***.

This felt like he got to be the type of character he’s known for and people love him for (gruff demeanor, but determined nonetheless to make things right), so it was refreshing to see that again here. It was equally refreshing to see that sense of self-awareness he occasionally brings to his roles. This feels like he somewhat knows the plot is absurd, and he’s just having fun with it, complete with one-liners.

Emmy Raver-Lampman, who plays Verona, is believable as an FBI agent and as Phylicia Rashad’s daughter. You can tell at times she has as much determination as Clay in bringing these scammers to justice.

Phylicia Rashad, though she is not in it much for obvious reasons, is still good for the time that she’s in it.

It was nice to see Jeremy Irons in an action movie again, and it was surprising that he wasn’t the villain in it this time.

The villain here is Josh Hutcherson of Hunger Games fame. He was good at playing a scammer, but as a main villain… I’ll get more into that later, I’ll put it that way.

The last one I can really talk about without giving too much away is someone I was really surprised to be able to see in a movie again (nostalgia for Tarzan notwithstanding), and that’s Minnie Driver as the Director of the CIA.

Though she’s not in it much, either, she does have some significance from a narrative standpoint, and I like that. She’s there to help provide the backstory of who the Beekeepers are and what they do.

David Ayer’s direction is really good, and he definitely knows how to film action. The bigger surprise from a technical perspective, though, was actually the script from Kurt Wimmer (who also produced alongside Ayer and Statham).

The script, while by no means groundbreaking, is easily among his better scripts, and definitely the best project he’s worked on in a long time. This is a huge step up from The Expendables 4, but in terms of what he has contributed to, this might be my second favorite, behind Equilibrium, which he wrote and directed****.

It goes without saying at this point, but the plot here is simple, but effective.

I also thought that the title ultimately has more than one meaning within the context of the movie. Though it was an action movie trope, I still found it to be pretty clever.

The action is a lot of fun, and there are some satisfying kills, including one that they unfortunately gave away in the trailer. It stings when they do that (sorry, I had to fit in at least one pun).

Speaking of that…

What Didn’t Work: I don’t really have much in terms of issues, but there were still some things that really stuck out to me.

There is a plot twist here, but it doesn’t feel like anything new. In the context of the story itself, it makes sense, but it’s so absurd by that point that you have to just go along with it.

While I did say that Josh Hutcherson was good at playing a scammer, I couldn’t really buy him as a main villain. It didn’t take me out of the movie because I was having so much fun with it already, but what I just stated about the plot twist can be applied to that as well.

The biggest issue I have is how I mentioned that there was one kill they gave away in the trailer. That’s really the only creative kill in the movie, and they show it in the trailer. If you’re going to do that, at least have a good amount of them in the movie. Some can be shown in the trailer, but the rest have to be saved for the movie. As it stands, nothing since Violent Night has done that.

Though it sounds like I’m not giving it credit for having a creative kill because it was spoiled, I’m giving it credit for still managing to have one.

The reason why is it did what Night Swim did not: It took advantage of the opportunity to have them. If the movie has at least one (in spite of what I just stated), I’ll still give it credit as long as it’s in the marketing and carries over into the movie.

I would’ve loved to see more, but I do think overloading it with them might’ve detracted from the overall plot and tone, so since it’s not that kind of movie, I can understand and let it slide.

Overall: The Beekeeper is a lot of fun, especially for a January action movie. You get to see Jason Statham tear people apart in ultimately satisfying ways, and a very good supporting cast, with a very straightforward plot, solid direction from David Ayer, and a surprisingly decent script.

Though it doesn’t have much in the way of creative kills (let alone a better villain), it makes up for it by still being fun.

It’s one of Jason Statham’s better action movies in a long time, so if nothing else, see it for him and the action.

You’ll more than likely get your money’s worth, regardless of when or where you see it.

Next time, we witness Americans and Russians going at each other on the ground… but from space.

*Yes, he also gave us the first big-screen adaptation of Suicide Squad, but what we ended up with was not his fault.

**I would add “helping track down Gabriel Yulaw,” but I already covered that.

***I’m not calling it by how they marketed it (number within the title). For me, at least, it’s lazy, it’s annoying, and it’s stupid when they do that. It was like that last decade when they were doing it quite a bit, and it still is now. Plus, it’s really only worked once for me, because one movie last year did it in a way that was subtle and clever. Even so, both that and The Expendables 4 (which is another movie I didn’t completely hate like a lot of people did) are each for their own review.

****That movie has gun fu in it (also known as gun kata, even in the movie), and the style used in it is actually one he created. In a way, without that movie, we wouldn’t have ones like John Wick.

Thoughts on Night Swim (2024)

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Hello, everyone.

I am back with my first review of 2024, and as was the case last year, it’s for a horror movie (and with the same distributor and production companies involved, too).

This is an interesting case, though, as it’s the first time that I’ll actually be covering a horror movie adapted from a short.

As I hinted at last time, this comes to us from Universal, who managed to make the ocean scarier than we already believed it to be back in 1975*.

This time, they aim to make a swimming pool scary.

Before I get started, I will be mentioning the short here and there for context purposes, as I did see it before the movie.

However, you don’t have to worry so much about spoilers for the short, because it is only 3 minutes long, and there’s not much to go by there compared to the movie.

Though pools are not as unsettling as the ocean can be, there are still some potentially frightening aspects to being near them or in them.

Folks, you might want to have some gear ready anyway, as we dive into my review of Night Swim.

The story follows the Waller family as they move into a new house with a pool in the backyard. The father, Ray, is a baseball player forced into an early retirement due to illness, and so he hopes that the pool will help with physical therapy in addition to being something fun for his children. Unfortunately, the pool harbors a terrifying past, and then something deeper comes back to haunt them.

What Worked: Given how this is the first horror movie of the year**, I went in with minimal expectations. The trailer looked interesting, and it had at least a couple people I recognized in it.

The biggest name is Wyatt Russell (Kurt Russell’s son) as Ray, and for me, he had the best performance in the movie. He does really well at showing his character’s plight, and at showing concern for himself and his family.

As his wife, Eve, we have Kerry Condon (who you may recognize as the voice of F.R.I.D.A.Y., the second AI assistant of Tony Stark, as well as from shows like Rome and Better Call Saul). I also really liked her here, and the children I didn’t mind, either.

Basically, the acting was fine, and the cast made the most of the material they were given.

There were two things that stood out to me.

The first is Bryce McGuire’s direction. For his feature debut (he also wrote and directed the short), there were some very impressive shots here.

I did also like how the lights would go off and back on as a sign that what’s in the pool is coming for you. It worked in the short, and I thought they did fine enough expanding upon it a bit here.

The second thing is Mark Korven’s score. While not as good as his score for The Black Phone, it is still very effective.

What Didn’t Work: The plot, while interesting, isn’t given potential to have more done with it. The biggest example of this is what makes the pool here so frightening. Now, of course, I will not give away the twist. I’ll just say this: There’s a frightening concept behind it, which I felt could’ve worked if there was better execution.

In fact, they could’ve hinted at it in its entirety in the marketing, and it wouldn’t have made any difference. I’ll get back to that towards the end.

With the big reveal that we do get, though, the biggest issue is that it doesn’t make sense. Again, I can’t go into it, but in addition to not making sense, it felt like one of the easiest ways to get out of a corner they wrote themselves into. When it happened, I thought, “That’s the best you came up with?”. After that, it also felt rushed.

In other words, the script itself needed more work, particularly the third act and the dialogue. Though there were a couple instances where the dialogue is just shockingly bad, it’s mostly generic horror movie dialogue.

The twist wasn’t predictable, because they kind of foreshadowed it with a character who’s only in one scene early on in the movie. The thing that was most predictable, if anything, was the ending.

Now for what horror fans would come to see… I’m going to have to disappoint you. In terms of scares, this does not stick the landing. The first two acts had some moments I thought were fine, but the third act deflates all of that. As with M3GAN, this is PG-13, and as I said with that, it holds it back from going all the way. If this was R, it more than likely would’ve.

Plus, if it was R, it could’ve taken advantage of the biggest opportunity a plot like this could offer, which is have creative kills in it. Even if some were so absurd that they made me laugh, I still would’ve given them credit for that. For example, if they did something like use the Polaris cleaner as a weapon, there’s a few ways they could’ve done that.

Unfortunately, because it’s PG-13, this doesn’t have that. For horror movies, being PG-13 can work (the Quiet Place films and Lights Out (which was also based on a short), for example), but this is further evidence that it doesn’t always work.

It also could’ve benefitted from having an original idea for what’s beneath the pool, or something familiar with a unique spin on it.

Not only is what we get unoriginal and not scary, but I’m not exaggerating when I say this: I’ve had a pool before, and I’ve seen scarier things while cleaning the skimmers than what you see in this movie.

It doesn’t help that they decided to give some of it away in the second trailer (not all of it, thankfully; I was also expecting that going in***).

They did this with M3GAN’s second trailer, where a lot of the third act was given away, and they did a similar thing here.

Basically, this is another case of how marketing largely still goes unevaluated, despite constant, neverending complaints that trailers now keep spoiling the movie more often than not.

Overall: While it sounds like I despised Night Swim (like a lot of people have), given the positives I do have, I didn’t.

If nothing else, it’s more wasted potential than something that I would have as an easy contender for a Worst Of List.

As a movie, I thought it was okay, but when I see potential for a movie to do more, and it’s not fully reached, I have to address as much as I can without going into spoilers.

Therefore, I ultimately felt more let down than outright angry coming home from the theater.

As mentioned earlier, there are some things I would say to see it for, provided you were actually going to.

If anyone reading this was (and still is) interested to see it, if you really have to go to the theater, go ahead, but for everyone else, you’re better off waiting for it to hit streaming.

Next time, we see Jason Statham performing a different kind of sting operation… one that puts even Nicolas Cage to shame.

*In a sense of irony, Jaws served as one of the inspirations for this, as did at least one other movie… that I will get to later.

**January’s almost always like this. There’s hardly any instances where the year starts right off the bat with something good. While I could go on, I don’t want to repeat myself. Otherwise, I would be making the same points I pretty much established when I reviewed M3GAN last year, so for anyone unfamiliar on why January is often not a great month for movies (particularly with horror movies), just go to that review for those points, and then come back.

***There were at least a couple other things I was expecting going in, but I would have to go into spoilers for that.

Thoughts on Silent Night (2023)

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Hello, everyone. While I had planned to get this up before Christmas, I ultimately was not able to.

Even so, I was still very much eager to do this one, for several reasons.

The first was that it was the first Hollywood movie for prominent action director John Woo in almost 20 years (the 20 year mark came on Christmas Day, as that’s when his last Hollywood movie, Paycheck, came out).

The second was that it had a lot of the stunt team from John Wick: Chapter 4 working on it, who mainly joined because they wanted to work with him.

The third was actually the part that intrigued me the most about it, and it was that it would have no spoken dialogue in it (you’d hear radio signals and things like that, but that’s really it). When I first heard that, I thought that while it did intrigue me, at the same time, I thought this could either make or break the movie. Judging by how it ultimately turned out, it did not work out for a lot of people.

However, the fact that it was set around Christmas was a bonus for me.

Santa gave us a Violent Night, and now it’s time for a Silent Night.

The story starts in 2021, and we follow electrician Brian Godlock (Joel Kinnaman) as he lives a peaceful life in Texas with his wife Saya and son Taylor. However, on Christmas Eve, a gang war has erupted, they’re caught in the crossfire of a drive-by, and Taylor is killed. Brian immediately tries to go after them, but this results in a gang leader shooting him in the neck and leaving him to die.

While he does survive, his vocal cords are damaged, and though Saya tries to support him, Brian’s only focus is avenging their son.

Brian’s ultimate goal: Train himself to fight so he can go after the gang members responsible on Christmas Eve the following year.

What Worked: Though there are hardly any big names in this, there are at least a couple you might recognize.

As mentioned earlier, Joel Kinnaman is the lead here, and I appreciated that he wasn’t playing a character with a position of authority again in this. In the RoboCop remake (which I actually find pretty underrated, by the way) he was a cop, and in the Suicide Squad films, he led the titular teams.

Here, he’s just a normal guy that gets caught in a bad situation, and I like that.

The other somewhat recognizable name here is Scott Mescudi, better known as Kid Cudi. Though you may know him more for his music (particularly his debut single “Day ’n’ Nite”*), he has also had some film roles in recent years, like Need for Speed and Bill & Ted Face the Music (where he played himself), and I really liked him in both.

Here, he plays Detective Dennis Vassel, who wants to help in the murder case, but Brian ultimately chooses to do things his own way.

While Harold Torres does a great job as the villain, Playa, there is one other name worth noting, and that is Catalina Sandino Moreno, who plays Saya. Between her and Brian, you feel vulnerability the most with her, because she understands her husband’s motivation, and she feels more concerned for him as a person, and she conveys that really well.

Though she’s not as big a name as Kinnaman or Cudi, she could certainly make a name for herself given her next project also has a John Wick connection, albeit a more direct one. She’s among the cast of the upcoming spinoff, Ballerina, and of course I’m looking forward to that.

The biggest name of everyone involved, however, is John Woo himself.

While he may not be as prominent now, he was in the 90s and the early 2000s, so he did make a name for himself by the time he did Paycheck.

He’s made quite a few Hollywood movies you might at least be familiar with, namely Face/Off and of course Mission: Impossible 2 (the weakest of the series, but I don’t think that’s his fault so much as I think it’s the script, but I digress).

In regards to the lack of spoken dialogue, in a way, it’s following the biggest rule of storytelling (“Show, Don’t Tell”) in the literal sense.

The music is used to help tell the story instead, and the action sequences shown to the audience help represent it.

The score, courtesy of Marco Beltrami, is pretty good, as while it’s not remarkable, it is very effective in the action sequences and the more dramatic moments.

Speaking of which, the action sequences are a lot of fun, and you can tell they’re very much inspired by the John Wick films, even if they’re not quite as brutal as those can get.

It also shows in the editing from Zach Staenberg, who is no stranger to working with Keanu Reeves, either, as he also edited one of my favorite movies, The Matrix, and in fact edited all of the first three films.

One more thing worth noting: About halfway through, I realized what this felt more like to me, but I’ll get to that at the end.

What Didn’t Work: The biggest issue comes with the big selling point of the movie: The fact that there is no spoken dialogue.

While I appreciate wanting to have it be distinct from the other films in the style of John Wick, like Atomic Blonde, Extraction, Nobody, and even Bullet Train, there is a huge consequence that comes with the execution here.

It ends up being somewhat mixed. There are times where it does work (like in a scene early on where Vassel visits Brian in the hospital, and leaves his card; I did like it in scenes like that), and then there are times where it doesn’t (like in a scene where a nurse is speaking to Saya; in fact, you can very clearly see their mouths are moving).

It could’ve worked better if there was dialogue here and there. You can have silence, sure, but in the scenes where it worked.

If it was only Brian who didn’t speak, I would’ve been fine with that. At least he had a reason for not speaking, and that’s because he couldn’t, which makes sense.

Other than that, it could’ve benefited from having at least some dialogue throughout the movie.

Overall: Though it’s pretty much come and gone from theaters now, I would say give Silent Night a chance. I should forewarn you: Do not expect an all-out action movie like you might get from John Woo’s previous films.

There’s a little more to it than just action. Sure, you get plenty of it, and it is very satisfying to watch, but here’s how I ultimately felt it’s best viewed as, and therefore what I feel is the best way to look at it.

If you view it as a Christmas revenge film, it’s more effective in that sense.

Though the cast do fine without dialogue, they could’ve stood out more with at least a little bit, because you can only take a novelty so far before it starts wearing thin on the audience. If you’re aiming to go all the way, you have to really know what you’re doing with it.

If you do view it as an action movie, however, and you go into it with that forewarning having been provided, it’s entertaining enough, particularly for a Friday night viewing.

It also does work as a Christmas movie, but it doesn’t quite reach the level of Violent Night or of course Die Hard. It might’ve had those issues been worked out.

I can definitely say two things: 1: If you want to see the phrase “Actions speak louder than words” on display, this is your movie, and 2: While some may not agree, for me, this is a satisfying enough comeback for John Woo to American audiences, and I hope we get to see more from him again.

Next Time: Universal makes going in the water frightening again.

In the meantime:

Entertainment had it rough this year

But we always look forward to more

So I hope to see everyone back here

In 2024.

*Which you may remember from either Watch Dogs or more likely the Moon Knight trailer.

Thoughts on Elemental (2023)

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Hello, everyone. I know this is pretty much last-minute, but there were a couple more reviews I wanted to put up before the end of the year, and this was one of them.

I had been looking forward to this going into this year. Unfortunately, I was unable to fit it in while it was in theaters, something I regret even more now.

Even so, I knew I had to fit it in before the year ended, so I fired up Disney+ (no pun intended, and this movie has a fair amount of them) and I finally saw it… and I am so glad I did.

It also turns out this is my first time reviewing a Pixar movie, which happens to be their latest.

If you couldn’t tell by the hint I gave last time, this does indeed do something better than M. Night Shyamalan ever did, and that is portray the elements in a believable way.

Folks, prepare for something that while it’s not quite groundbreaking, it is still a solid choice for a family movie night, as I present my review of Elemental... and try to keep my puns to a minimum while doing it.

The story is set in Element City, which inhabits different areas occupied by the four elements: Fire, Water, Air, and Earth.

Ember Lumen is a fire element that works at her family’s shop in Fire Town. Her father Bernie is planning to retire and pass ownership to her once she’s ready. One day, he gives her that chance, but her temper flares up so much that she breaks a water pipe.

The basement begins flooding, and water element Wade Ripple arrives. Unfortunately for the Lumens, he’s a city inspector, and it’s not long before the order is sent off to shut them down.

It’s also not long before a bigger conflict emerges, but in between, Ember and Wade slowly discover they have more in common than they thought.

What Worked: First of all, it being Pixar, one thing to expect right off the bat is for the animation to be great.

This is some of the best animation from them I’ve seen in years. This is one of those movies that has “visually stunning” all over it. Not only is it elaborately bright and colorful, it is gorgeous.

Every area of Element City feels distinct, and there are some very clever ways they address the properties and weaknesses of each element.

It also benefits from the humor. While there are puns, it’s the overall charm of the movie that makes them work. With a lesser script, they would’ve been obnoxious and lazy.

The funniest parts for me were actually how it utilizes the rom-com tropes (this is partially a romantic comedy), and even though I personally am not a fan of that genre as a whole, it worked because it felt so organic to me.

The heart of the movie, however, comes from the voice acting. The chemistry feels genuine between Leah Lewis and Mamoudou Athie, who voice Ember and Wade, respectively.

Another standout was Ronnie del Carmen*, who voices Bernie. You don’t like his demeanor at first, but you understand why he feels the way he does (more on that in a second), and del Carmen conveys that very well.

You also get some great performances from Wendi McLendon-Covey as Gale (an air element serving as Wade’s boss) and Catherine O’Hara as Brook Ripple, Wade’s Mom.

There are at least two scenes where you notice another thing Pixar is known for. They’re known for incorporating heavy themes in their films, and you definitely feel that here.

The biggest one is how it touches on xenophobia and racism, and it’s not a heavy-handed message, it’s subtle. It’s part of the narrative, and that’s it.

Everything is elevated through Peter Sohn’s direction and especially Thomas Newman’s fantastic score**. You definitely feel Sohn’s passion for this in his direction, because this was also somewhat personal to him.

What Didn’t Work: This was more of a nitpick for me, but it does a couple of rom-com tropes that I’m really not a fan of, and those moments were kind of predictable, but that’s really it.

Overall: Elemental is an animated movie that I’m glad actually did get more attention while it was in theaters, and I’m just as glad that I saw it before the year ended.

With top-notch animation, fantastic voice acting, and great storytelling, it’s some of the best animation I saw this year.

While not quite as good as Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (in time, that review will come), I did like it more than Wish (which as divisive as it unfortunately was, I personally loved; I also plan to review that sometime), and it’s still among my favorites of 2023.

If you missed out on this while it was in theaters like I did, it’s on physical media, Digital, and on Disney+, so either way, it’s right there for you, and absolutely give it a watch.

Next time, we go from a movie where elements come alive to a movie that literally shows how actions really do speak louder than words.

*Who has actually worked with Pixar in some capacity since Finding Nemo.

**I also wanted to mention that the song “Steal the Show” by Lauv is really good as well, I just couldn’t find a way to incorporate it within the review.

Thoughts on Hours (2013)

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Hello, everyone.

Though I meant to upload this review (or at least watch the movie) after Thanksgiving (the 30th, to be specific), I knew I had to get started within the next two weeks, as December 13th of this year had some significance to it as well.

Ten years ago, on November 30th, the lead of this movie tragically passed away. Then two weeks later, on December 13th, the movie itself was released in theaters, although it didn’t receive a wide release.

Therefore, I was not able to see it until it hit DVD a few months later.

This movie ended up being one of his last, and I felt like now was the perfect time to pay tribute to him, especially given how in the years since, I had heard stories about how he was one of the nicest guys in real life. After hearing one particular story that a scene in this reminded me of, it made the fact that he was no longer with us hurt even more.

As if the franchise he was known for wasn’t proof enough that there’s no greater theme than family, this proves it even more.

Ladies and gentlemen, today, we’ll be looking at one of the best performances from Paul Walker with Hours.

Set in the backdrop of Hurricane Katrina, the story follows Nolan Hayes, a father whose wife Abigail is expecting.

Before the storm hits, she goes into labor five weeks early. Unfortunately, she dies in childbirth.

The doctor tells Nolan that the baby is in a ventilator, but she has to be in it for two days before she can breathe on her own.

Further complicating the situation is the fact that the hospital has started flooding and the ventilator is not portable. As a result, he and the baby cannot be evacuated.

Making matters even worse, once the power has gone out, after finding an old generator, Nolan can charge it, but the battery only lasts for three minutes… and the problems only escalate from there.

What Worked: While there are other people in the movie, there are only two major names in this.

This feels almost like a one-man show kind of movie, so it’s all on Paul Walker to carry the movie, and he does. His character is very sympathetic, and you really want to root for him to get through the predicament.

While Genesis Rodriguez is really good as Abigail, almost all of her performance is within flashbacks (other than the opening and what’s probably my favorite scene in the movie; I won’t say what it is, but you’ll know when you see it).

However, within those moments, you do get to know the relationship Nolan had with her, and I do appreciate that it’s mostly shown rather than used for exposition.

The plot is very compelling, brought to life through really good writing and direction from Eric Heisserer, who would go on to receive a Best Adapted Screenplay nomination for Arrival.

One thing that I can definitely give this credit for is the fact that it incorporates a natural disaster that actually happened, but it does so in a way that doesn’t feel manipulative.

In other words, it does it right: It uses it as the backdrop for the story (as mentioned earlier), and that is it. It doesn’t exploit a disaster like a more recent movie I reviewed did*.

For a thriller, it’s very effective. You can view this as a drama, sure, but if you look at it as a thriller, it works better.

It’s also paced very well for a movie that’s a little over an hour and a half.

What Didn’t Work: While it made sense to have the flashbacks in there, I think it would’ve been more effective to have a little bit more time spent with Abigail before she’s rushed into the hospital and ultimately dies.

It goes right into that after the title comes up following the opening credits (which are very brief, I should add).

It felt very rushed in doing that, and it can seem very confusing to be thrown right into the situation without at least getting to know the characters.

While I do really like Benjamin Wallfisch’s score, it doesn’t stand out among his best, especially compared to some of his later works, particularly the work he did on Blade Runner 2049, Shazam!, and The Invisible Man (which I do think is his best to date), and I even liked his score for The Flash.

In saying that, though, there are moments where it really works, particularly in the tense and emotional moments.

Overall: Hours is not only a great drama, it’s a great thriller as well, and one that really does deserve more attention. If you want an excellent performance from Paul Walker, you’ll definitely find it here.

You can also view this as a disaster movie to an extent, since it is set around one. However, while it is set around one, it’s one that actually happened, but thankfully, it handles that setting properly, and I respect that.

While it’s not a perfect movie, this certainly has one of Paul Walker’s best performances, so if nothing else, see it for that.

Next time, we go from a movie about a disaster to a movie with certain aspects to it that M. Night turned into one.

In the Intro, I began the tribute, and so I will conclude it to close it out.

Paul Walker may have been known for Brian O’Conner, but there was so much more to him than just that character. It’s a shame that it took until after his passing for people to slowly start to realize that.

For evidence of that, other than Hours, I would also suggest Joy Ride, which came out the same year Fast & Furious started. He’s also great in that, and I’ve been hearing good things about his performance in Running Scared (which I hear is very underrated as well). There’s another one I’ve been meaning to check out for sometime, but I won’t say what it is… for now.

Regardless of what you see, I not only wanted to review this for its Anniversary and to pay my respects, but I also wanted to show that he had more to him than people may realize.

In closing…

Dominic Toretto may live his life a quarter mile at a time, but Paul Walker made his roles last a lifetime.

Paul Walker

9/12/1973 - 11/30/2013

*David Gordon Green, take notes. It’s one thing to use archive footage (which this does, and that’s fine), but it’s quite another to actually use it as the catalyst for the events to follow over the course of the movie (no joke, folks; his movie did that, I just didn’t put it in the review because that could have been considered a spoiler at the time).

Thoughts on The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)

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Hello, everyone.

For the longest time, I’ve gone without covering either a prequel or a reboot*, but my rule for them still applies. If it’s a prequel (as the case is here) or a reboot that has a franchise of its own, then I can cover them without needing to cover any other movies first.

Today, we witness the rise of a President with an aptly cold-hearted name, as I present my review of The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.

The story is set 64 years before the events of the first film. We see a young Coriolanus Snow become a mentor to a young woman named Lucy Gray Baird, who has been chosen as a Tribute (participant) in the 10th Annual Hunger Games, where she has to literally fight to survive.

What Worked: I thought Tom Blyth did a really good job playing a younger version of the series’ main villain.

In fact, what really surprised me is how Snow was portrayed from a narrative standpoint here. He wasn’t a monster from the beginning like the main series would have you believe. For the majority of the movie, you actually sympathize with him, and so it’s all the more tragic as he slowly begins his descent into madness.

It’s even more evident with how he bonds with Lucy Gray, played by Rachel Zegler of West Side Story fame, who’s great in this. As controversial as she’s become in recent months for reasons I won’t go into here**, at the same time, I cannot deny her onscreen talent. Not only is Lucy Gray charismatic, but she’s also compassionate and (mostly) pure hearted***.

Other than her, the people he’s closest to are his cousin Tigris (who later appeared in the main series as a stylist and ally to Katniss) and their grandmother.

In contrast, the people who are perhaps the most cold-hearted throughout the movie are Dr. Volumnia Gaul (the Head Gamemaker) and Casca Highbottom (the Dean of the Academy that Snow attends), played respectively by Viola Davis and Peter Dinklage.

Going in, I thought Viola Davis would be just a mad scientist type and play it up to where she seemed out of place. Shockingly, she’s not. Other than a moment or two where she goes up a couple notches (but no further than that), she’s cold and calculated, so she does play it straight.

As for Peter Dinklage, he’s mostly at odds with our main protagonist. Those are among the more compelling moments of the movie when there’s not any action going on. He’s particularly great in those scenes.

The one that stood out to me as the best supporting character in the movie was Jason Schwartzman as Lucretius “Lucky” Flickerman, the TV host for the Games, presumed to be an ancestor of Stanley Tucci’s character from the main series, Caesar Flickerman, who would have the same position much later. Plus, after hearing him give such an unsettling performance as The Spot in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse earlier this year, a character like this was a welcome surprise. He was charismatic, and he was the main source of humor, which really worked for me.

The rest of the cast is really good, even though most of them aren’t in it much (though it was nice to see Burn Gorman from Pacific Rim in this; he plays the leader of the Peacekeepers, who are basically the military).

As for the technical aspects, Francis Lawrence (who has directed every installment since Catching Fire) has great direction again here. In fact, this probably has the best action since Catching Fire.

Outside of this franchise, he has shown a sense of scale with his other films, namely I Am Legend and especially Constantine.

It’s further complemented by Jo Willems’ cinematography, which is also the best since Catching Fire (he’s worked on every installment since as well).

The script, written by Michael Lesslie and Michael Arndt, is solid.

Where this movie really shines, though, aside from the action, is the score composed by James Newton Howard, who has worked on the whole franchise.

For me, it stood out the most in the action sequences and the third act.

There is music outside of the score, of course. The fact that Lucy Gray was the one who first sang “The Hanging Tree” was a nice touch. As for the one I’m sure everyone is waiting for, I’ll get to that in a moment.

There were a couple other references, and the one that stood out to me was how they ended the movie, which was something I didn’t think would be in it.

What Didn’t Work: I’ll get the biggest point of contention out of the way first. That would be the runtime. This is over 2 and a half hours, close to 2 hours and 45 minutes. I get that there was a lot in this story, but I think there is only one reason why they chose to have it be as long as it was.

It would be so they didn’t have to split it into two movies again. At the same time, I appreciated that they did not do that.

This was paced so well for the first two acts… and then came the third act, which is where my problems mostly come from.

The third act, up until the last couple minutes, feels like a different movie. It made it feel narratively inconsistent. The tone remained intact, but the narrative progression was impacted more anyway.

Other than that, there was one character that’s barely in the movie, and after something happens, they’re never shown again. They’re addressed in a line of dialogue later, and that’s it.

My other issue is going back to the music. Rachel Zegler’s songs were good. However, Olivia Rodrigo’s song “Can’t Catch Me Now” is okay, but forgettable compared to some of the songs made for the other movies. Then again, I don’t really follow modern music, so that’s probably why.

Overall: For a prequel and a villain origin story, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes is a satisfying one in both regards. While not as good as Catching Fire, I did like it more than the first one and both Parts of Mockingjay (I do still like them, though, despite their problems).

Though my issues with this one didn’t take me out of the movie, they stood out so much to where they held it back from being the best one of the series.

Ultimately, however, I would say that if you really like these movies, you might really like this one.

Next time, we go to a different kind of Tribute.

*For those wondering, I’m not counting The Exorcist: Believer, because legacy sequels don’t count. If the movie in question is a direct sequel to the original installment in the franchise and negates everything in between, I treat it as such.

**It’s mainly because they don’t relate to this movie, but one of her upcoming projects.

***Though I had heard this was quite faithful to the book going in, I hadn’t read it, and I’m just going by the movie here.

Thoughts on The One (2001)

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Hello, everyone.

In my last review, I closed by stating that the next would more than likely be a treat in one form or another rather than hinting at what it would be. If you couldn’t tell by the subject, I actually was still hinting at it, albeit indirectly.

Today, we see the concept of the Multiverse over two decades before it became a trend. Here, it’s more simplistic, as we have one character on a quest for power, and another being the only one left in his way before he can achieve it.

There’s a first time for everything, and it turns out this is such an occasion. This is the first time where I’ll be covering what film enthusiasts like myself call a Guilty Pleasure, which is essentially a term for a movie being dubbed “So Bad It’s Good” (a prime example being The Room), and this movie has unintentional hilarity all over it. If you’re interested upon reading this review, I’ll also mention where you can find it at the end.

For times like this, I’ll be adding a new section to the review, and you’ll see what it is when I get to that.

Folks, you are indeed in for a treat with this movie, as I present my review of The One.

For those unfamiliar, a Multiverse is composed of multiple parallel universes, where there are more versions of you than you know. You’re who you are in your own, while there are many different versions of you that each occupy their own.

You can open and close wormholes to travel to them, but this is monitored by the Multiverse Authority, who can only use them for procedure purposes.

Gabriel Yulaw is an MVA agent who goes rogue and starts hunting down every other variation of him in order to absorb their energy and be “The One”, where he’s essentially an unstoppable being with godlike capabilities.

Upon taking out Lawless (the 123rd), Yulaw is taken into custody and sentenced to life. However, he escapes and travels to the universe where the last variation is.

That variation is Gabe Law, a deputy sheriff who has been experiencing strange and sudden increases in strength, speed, and mentality.

He discovers that he and Yulaw are equal in every way, and though two MVA agents are also there to help, Gabe is the only one who can face him and keep the multiverse balanced.

What Worked: Jet Li does a great job at conveying the duality between Gabe and Yulaw*.

Not only that, the fights between the two of them do look quite convincing and don’t come across as unintentionally hilarious (though a fair amount of other aspects do, but I’ll get to that).

His love interest is played by Carla Gugino (who you may remember as the Mom from Spy Kids or the original Silk Spectre from Watchmen). Though she has multiple versions as well, she does best as T.K., Gabe’s wife. You can tell she’s as concerned as he is about what’s happening.

The two agents, Harry Roedecker and Evan Funsch, are played respectively by Delroy Lindo and Jason Statham.

They’re the ones playing it somewhat straight, particularly Lindo. As for Statham, he’s great at playing the “hot shot, loose cannon” type, and the two of them do get some good moments, as they play off of each other really well.

The action, as elaborate as it is, is a lot of fun, and James Wong’s direction (not James Wan; totally different) is solid even outside of those moments. It’s very effective when there are breaks from the action.

I appreciated how this pretty much went right into the action, and I knew what I was in for within the first five minutes… because it’s already gotten to it within the first five minutes.

The choreography was good**, even with the cheesy sound effects added onto them.

I also did like the distinction between universes, as much as we don’t get to see a lot of that. The biggest example is early on in the movie, we’re at a universe where Al Gore became President, and then later we get to one where the real outcome still happened.

What Didn’t Work: My main issue (legitimate, anyway) is that there was at least one plot hole that I noticed.

When Carla Gugino first shows up as Yulaw’s girlfriend***, she isn’t really given anything to do other than break him out. After that happens, she’s never shown again for the rest of the movie.

While most of the story is predictable, that didn’t really bother me as much.

What’s A Bit Of Both: Now we get to the part I’ve been waiting for. There’s so much in this that’s unintentionally hilarious.

I’ll actually start with the dialogue. A lot of it is laughably bad. Early on in the movie, Yulaw starts running and a cop goes, “He’s going O.J.!” and the cops start chasing him. Out of context, it’s bad, but in context it’s so bad you can’t help but laugh at it.

There are two examples I especially wanted to highlight in reviewing this movie. The first is a scene where Yulaw has stolen a van, and he’s playing with the radio, not knowing Roedecker is in there with him. The timing of when Roedecker reveals himself and Yulaw’s reaction is priceless.

The funniest one is actually at the very end of the movie. The last line of the movie is one of the funniest final lines in any movie ever.

If you thought the sound effects were cheesy throughout the whole movie, it’s most evident there.

One other thing before I move on to my next point: Not only is it jarring to see Jason Statham with hair in this, but he also has a hilariously bad American accent.

The visual effects have not aged well at all, to the point where you also can’t help but laugh at those moments.

The funniest thing in terms of the action is shortly after the radio scene. Yulaw is confronted by the cops, including two motorcycle cops. I’m not making a word of this up: He takes their motorcycles and basically swings them around like nunchucks as he’s taking them out.

One that’s also hilarious is the escape scene. An explosion happens to shatter the glass in the walls of the room he’s in, and as it goes off, “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed starts playing. At one point, he grabs a gun as two guards come in, and not only does it look like they’re entering to the beat, but the same goes for when he shoots them.

Speaking of that, we now get to the portion of the movie I was most eager to talk about when I got to reviewing it.

If there’s one thing I genuinely love about this movie, it’s the music. Trevor Rabin’s score is really good, but the soundtrack is even better.

The first action sequence kicks off with “Bodies” by Drowning Pool. Not only is it their best known song (and one of my favorites), but those who grew up in the 2000s like myself will remember how often they used it.

During that time, they used it a lot, especially in trailers. There were mostly times where they’d use this in the trailer, but have them on the soundtrack with a different song usually made for the movie (such as Daredevil and The Punisher).

Instead of doing that, they just use songs off their debut album “Sinner”. They use this in the opening, and then they play the title song twice, the second time being in the first half of the credits.

They also play Papa Roach three times, with “Blood Brothers” for the final battle (and the second half of the credits) and “Last Resort” for the end of the movie.

The latter is worth noting because it’s one of those times where you can say it both does and doesn’t fit the movie. It does in the sense that it’s a rock song in an action scene. It doesn’t in the sense of what the song is really about, and due to it being a heavy and sensitive subject matter, I won’t go into it here.

One last thing, and this is practically a nitpick on my part.

Though no soundtrack album was ever released (yet the score was), no matter what the Internet may tell you, there aren’t any other songs used in the movie besides what’s listed in the credits. I know because it tricked me into believing that, and it’s a shame it wasn’t true. There were three other songs that were claimed to have been used in the movie, all of which I like: “Awake” by Godsmack and “Papercut” and “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park. The latter was used in another movie, but that’s for another review.

If you can’t tell, this is mainly a nitpick for me because of the missed opportunities right there.

Overall: Since this is my first time doing a Guilty Pleasure movie, I need to address something.

In terms of what makes a movie a Guilty Pleasure, there’s two things that you need to do before watching it. You need to know what you’re in for, and you especially need to have the right mindset. Otherwise, you won’t be able to enjoy it the way I and so many others do.

Now, if you want a Multiverse movie that isn’t too complex to follow, or an action movie that you just want to laugh at, look no further than The One.

When there’s some good aspects and some bad ones, yet it’s mostly in between, you know you’re in for a treat.

It’s not a great movie, but it’s dumb and fun at the same time, which is another way to put it when describing this particular type of movie.

With solid performances, elaborate but still fun action, competent direction, and of course great music, it’s the cheesiness around it that makes it fun to watch because of how dumb it is.

If you’re interested in checking it out, it’s on Netflix at the time of this writing.

Next time, we go from the Multiverse to a post-apocalyptic setting that still involves a fight for survival.

*He also briefly appears as each of seven of Yulaw’s victims shown in photographs during the trial scene.

**Fun Fact: Ke Huy Quan (Short Round himself) assisted with that for both this movie and the first X-Men. He had been doing that for the most part up until last year when he came back to acting (fittingly with another Multiverse movie, which won him an Oscar).

***She isn’t addressed by name in the movie, and as for why T.K. doesn’t have a name for those initials to stand for, I have no idea.

Thoughts on The Exorcist: Believer (2023)

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Hello, everyone.

It’s that time of year again. I not only cover a newer release (and a legacy sequel at that) again, but we also go to the latest attempt (attempt being the key word this time) at following up a classic 70s horror film, again brought to us by David Gordon Green.

Now, before I begin, I’ll provide a little backstory on my history covering his horror movies (and the classics they’re connected to) thus far.

Back in 2018, courtesy of Flashback Cinema*, I was able to see the original 1978 classic, Halloween. I knew I needed to at least see that before the 2018 film. I completely understood the impact it had on horror and its legacy.

Not long after, the 2018 film came out. It was brought to us by David Gordon Green, of all people, who was previously known for mostly comedy, but had done some drama as well. He also brought Danny McBride, a frequent collaborator, on board to executive produce and cowrite. They were both huge fans of the 70s classic, and put forth a lot of effort into getting it right, and in the movie, it not only showed, it paid off. They treated it with the utmost respect and brought something new to the table.

I was genuinely impressed, and was eager to see where they’d take the story next.

Both sequels were each delayed by a year when COVID hit, so flash forward to 2021, when Halloween Kills comes out. While it did prove to be divisive, I personally liked it. It was flawed, sure, but I found more that I liked than I didn’t.

Then the following year, Halloween Ends comes out. The divisiveness was worse. Even I knew I had to be very careful in giving my thoughts on it to the point where for some, spoilers were the least of anyone’s problems. It’s been a year, and I’m still surprised I managed to figure out a way around that.

Ironically, I ended up being mixed on it anyway.

Now we come to this year, and David Gordon Green has started a new trilogy, this time following up on The Exorcist, but thankfully, with a subtitle.

I now present my review of The Exorcist: Believer, but what you should believe is that I have quite a bit to say, and I thought Halloween Ends was difficult to maneuver around spoilers for.

The story follows Victor Fielding, a photographer and single Dad who’s lost his faith in God since his wife died on their honeymoon 13 years prior. Though he’s been doing all he can to look after his daughter Angela, she and her best friend Katherine go into the woods one day after school to conduct a ritual in the hopes of contacting Angela’s Mom.

Upon realizing both girls have gone missing, Victor gets Katherine’s parents to help him find them. After three days, the girls are found, seemingly normal and unable to recall what had happened.

However, it isn’t long before they begin showing signs of demonic possession, but Victor finds out about someone who had this sort of experience before: Chris MacNeil, who 50 years earlier had this happen to her daughter Regan.

Folks… even though there are at least two things I would want to go into on this one, I’m going to do my best to work around spoiling them, both for review purposes and to keep to my own rules.

What Worked: The cast does fine with what they’re given, especially in the first half. Although I did like the performances from the two girls (played respectively by Lidya Jewett and Olivia O’Neill in her debut performance**), Leslie Odom Jr. and Ann Dowd were the highlights for me.

Ellen Burstyn was good for the time she was in it (more on that later).

For the first half of the movie, David Gordon Green’s direction I thought was okay, as there were some shots and scenes there that worked for me.

There was at least one good scare in this movie, and it is during the search for the girls.

I can also give them credit for doing something different with the demon at the center of the story this time. Pazuzu was the center of the story in the first one. This time, it’s Lamashtu, his rival, and she’s actually known for more heinous acts than him.

The biggest thing I can give them credit for is this: While I obviously won’t spoil it, there’s a twist in the third act that I thought was very creative.

What Didn’t Work: The cast members I didn’t mention were pretty unmemorable. Therefore, that balance in the first one, where everyone felt on equal footing, was practically absent here.

With Ellen Burstyn, the cardinal sin (no pun intended) is that how they use her, especially compared to how Jamie Lee Curtis was used in the 2018 Halloween film (and the sequels to an extent), is insulting.

I’m not joking when I say this. If you’ve seen the marketing, almost all her scenes are in there. The ones that aren’t mostly involve a huge spoiler that I had to refrain from including here.

The other big thing that I had to refrain from outright spoiling is a result of that. They reference one particular aspect of the first movie, and while it does have a payoff, it doesn’t feel earned. It feels more forced than anything else.

It not only happens at the very end of the movie, it is the very end of the movie. It could’ve been a post-credits scene, and it would’ve made no difference. I’ll leave it at that.

I did say that David Gordon Green’s direction was okay in the first half. That was because it felt like it was doing something different, so it was starting off fine.

I mean no disrespect to Ellen Burstyn nor her character with what I’m about to say, I’m merely trying to make a point and nothing more. The moment we meet back up with Chris, it feels like he rushed the rest of the movie and tried to recapture that goodwill that his first Halloween film received, but didn’t even come close.

Other than that one scare I liked, every other scare was the cheap jump scare that people hate.

The score is forgettable, other than the main theme. The new rendition of the main theme was solid.

The last issue I have is with the twist. While I did think it was creative, they didn’t do enough with it to make it stand out as the best part of the movie.

There is one more thing I need to warn you about. In the second half, they do have a flashing light effect here and there (although it’s not like strobe lights), so make sure to look away if you’re very sensitive to that***.

Overall: I didn’t outright despise The Exorcist: Believer as a whole like a lot of people have. It has a sizable amount of issues, but I can’t quite call it the worst film of the year, either (it’s very rare for a movie to have that distinction for me). Yes, those couple things I barely avoided spoiling were infuriating in how they were done, but there are a few things I did like that prevented the rest of the movie from being the same way for me.

Leslie Odom Jr. and Ann Dowd give the best performances in the movie. It has some okay direction at first, as well as some good ideas, and a pretty solid rendition of the main theme.

While Ellen Burstyn is good in it, unfortunately, she’s barely in it, and the problems only get worse from there.

It mostly feels like the same creative team that are coming off of one trilogy are trying to replicate that promising start they had last time. If they had nailed it all three times, and both critics and fans loved all three movies, there would’ve been practically no problem at all with having them do this. As it is, it really shows when after this movie’s reception blew up in their face, people were already reporting that some degree of creative evaluation can potentially happen for the sequels.

Not only that, the studio paid 400 million for the rights to the franchise itself, so basically, the next two movies have to be made, whether the same team is involved or not. It’s probably for the best that they get someone else to take over, rather than have the same team risk the same results for a fourth and fifth time (I’m not counting their first Halloween, because that one was great).

As for David Gordon Green himself, he and Danny McBride should step away from horror and go back to comedy and other genres, like drama or in his case animation (Danny’s done several projects there that I like).

I admire that they wanted to branch out into horror, but it’s really only worked once, and it’s better to go back to what they’re best known for.

All I can say for now, though, is that in order to keep this franchise going properly, they need to take their time to evaluate what made the first one work, so they can exorcise the demons of the past.

However, the studio is overconfident, so there’s every reason for us to worry about where they go from here****.

Again, though I didn’t completely hate it, I can’t really recommend it, because you’ll just be mad by the end of it, especially if you love the first one. My closing advice would be to stick with the first one, although I hear the third one is actually not bad, and the TV series I’ve heard is pretty good, too. Leave the two sequels to this (the first of which, Deceiver, is set to be released in 2025) to me.

Rather than give you a hint at what my next review will be this time, I’ll say that it’ll more than likely be a treat in one form or another.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

*An event at two of the three theaters in my area where they show older movies a couple times a week; I’ve been to quite a few since (the other one has Fathom Events for that, and I’ve been to a few of those as well, the most recent of which was the first Exorcist, and I went to that to get ready for this)

**I’ve seen better and worse acting debuts. She’s in the middle, leaning towards the better half, but almost reaching it.

***As if the marketing didn’t do that enough (including the main poster, which I had no choice but to use for this review), they do it in the movie. Therefore, I have to also warn you that for those reading this, especially on your computer (since your phones may do it for you), you might want to adjust the brightness.

****I felt like I had to work that in there somewhere while obviously paraphrasing. It was either that or an Imagine Dragons reference, which would’ve been too easy. That, and I knew it was better to leave Smash Mouth out of this.

Thoughts on The Exorcist (1973)

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Hello, everyone.

It seems history is repeating itself, as my first new review in months is for a horror movie again (and much like it was five years ago, it is a case of a legacy sequel to a beloved movie from the 70s, the start of a new trilogy, and with director David Gordon Green at the helm, but we’ll get to that later*). For now, though, we’re on the original movie itself.

Fresh off The French Connection**, director William Friedkin brought us what many consider to be the scariest movie of all time back in 1973. With author William Peter Blatty adapting his own novel for the screen, we face a different kind of horror: demonic possession.

To start off the month, I actually got to see an Anniversary Screening of this before seeing the latest installment a few days later, so I’ll be factoring some of that in as well.

Folks, for this review, I’ll be covering a classic horror film where I completely understood its significance in both the genre itself and cinema as a whole, as we celebrate the 50th Anniversary of The Exorcist.

The story is set in Georgetown, Washington, D.C., where actress Chris MacNeil (portrayed by Ellen Burstyn) is filming a movie. She and her 12-year-old daughter Regan (portrayed by Linda Blair in an equally outstanding performance) rent a house with servants. Not long after, Regan begins exhibiting increasingly bizarre behavior and undergoing unnerving physical changes.

It slowly escalates to where it goes beyond merely seeking therapy or psychological evaluation.

Ultimately, Chris has to turn to two Catholic priests for help: Father Damien Karras and Father Lankester Merrin, who come to the conclusion that the Devil has possessed Regan, and they have to resort to an exorcism.

Now, before I go into my thoughts on the movie, I must forewarn you of two things.

1: If anything you’ve heard about regarding this movie unnerves you or makes you sensitive (whether it’s pertaining to religion, the possession itself, flashing lights (though it’s not as bad as some instances now, especially strobe light effects, they come up on occasion here), or otherwise), I suggest you turn back now for both this review and the next, and come back when I’m doing another review.

For those who don’t get easily affected by those aspects, you should be fine.

And 2: I’m going to have to mention some significant moments here for context and perspective purposes, so if you don’t want spoilers and want to see the movie first, hold off on reading until you have. Besides, it’s going to be more difficult to avoid them in the next review anyway.

For everyone else, let’s continue.

What Worked: The acting is fantastic across the board. As mentioned earlier, Linda Blair’s performance feels equal to Ellen Burstyn’s performance. They really come across as authentic. You buy the mother and daughter relationship between them, and you feel horrified about their situation, especially as it unfolds.

Equally effective is the partnership between Karras and Merrin. Karras has something personal happen prior to the main events of the story, and Jason Miller does a great job conveying that crisis of faith he has for most of the movie. It makes it all the more satisfying that he has a sort of redemption arc to him. The legendary Max von Sydow also does just as good a job selling how Merrin has experience with this sort of scenario. For evidence of that, look at his first scene in the movie.

Even the minor characters have significance to them.

Blatty’s script effectively builds tension and suspense throughout, and it shows in Friedkin’s direction. It feels like they go hand-in-hand with each other.

What stood out to me in terms of technical aspects aside from that were the atmosphere, the effects, the sound design, and the score.

The sense of atmosphere shows in the locations immediately. In fact, before the movie started, there was a promo informing the audience to stay until the end. Then right after the movie ended, they showed a featurette on the locations, which was very fascinating. I appreciate when these screenings go the extra mile to show something from the home media release either before or after the movie. It allows the audience to see certain aspects from different perspectives, and this is no exception.

Speaking of home media releases, it’s also worth noting that there are two versions of this (even the recent 4K that came out has them). There’s the Theatrical Cut, and then the Director’s Cut, also called The Version You’ve Never Seen. You can tell which version it is mainly by whether the famous spider walk scene is in it. Going in, I was expecting the former, but shockingly, it was the latter, because that scene was in there.

That scene works because it’s never set up as a jump scare, and the same goes for the rest of the frightening imagery here, including the Devil’s appearance.

They never stop the music and pause for a scare, which is what we often see now.

Not only that, the scares feel very practical; in fact, some of them actually are, like the puking scene and the bed shaking scene. The former was done in one take. Despite not being filmed as intended (it was supposed to hit Jason Miller’s chest, rather than his face as you see in the movie), that’s the take you see in the movie, and his reaction is genuine as a result.

For the bed shaking scene, it was shaken so much that it hurt Linda Blair’s back, and those screams of pain you hear from her were real.

The sound design itself is some of the most effective I’ve seen in a horror movie, modern or classic. It adds to the aforementioned atmosphere, tension and suspense, as does the score, particularly the main theme.

The main theme reminded me a bit of the themes for Jaws and especially Halloween. It’s the simple, but effective approach that those had, only this was more than merely a few notes. However, the first few notes here will stick with you, like those would.

I have one very minor nitpick: There was a small pacing issue for me at first, but once the possession started, it kept going from there. Other than that, that’s really it.

Overall: The Exorcist is as iconic as a horror movie can get. With outstanding performances, a perfect sense of atmosphere, phenomenal use of tension and suspense, effects that still hold up very well so many years later, unsettling sound design, a haunting score (no pun intended), and so much more, you can see and completely understand why it’s held in such high regard by film enthusiasts, critics, and horror fans alike. In fact, this was so beloved it received ten Oscar nominations, and became the first horror film to be nominated for Best Picture. The fact that it apparently was not enough to help draw more attention to horror films is a shame, because that alone is enough to justify its cultural significance. Even so, it’s still rare even now for that to happen.

I’m very glad I got a chance to see this before the newest one came out, because I figured it would help. It certainly did with Halloween. Whether I’m right in this case, you’ll find out more next time.

For now, though, I’ll put it this way: I’ll have quite a bit to say on that one.

*The only difference is that this time, it’s not using the same title as the original movie. There is a subtitle to it this time.

**Which received 8 Oscar Nominations, and won 5: Best Picture, Best Actor for Gene Hackman, Best Director, Best Film Editing and Best Adapted Screenplay.

Thoughts on Daredevil (2003)

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Hello, everyone. For the first time this year, I’m doing an Anniversary Review, and it’s one that while it did do well when it came out, what we got from a critical and audience perspective was not what we deserved to see. As it turned out, it wasn’t what we were meant to get, either.

Folks, for this review, I’ll be covering the first adaptation of a certain Marvel Comics character, before Netflix came along and perfected it. At some point I do hope to cover the show. For right now, though, I’m just covering the movie.

I had seen the Theatrical Cut many times since it came out back in 2003, but up until 2020, I had never seen the Director’s Cut, which I had heard was the superior version.

Thus, this review will mainly focus on the Director’s Cut, so I will be doing a different format.

Like the hero upon losing his sight, we ultimately did get something back in return. His remaining senses became enhanced, while we received the version initially intended for theaters when it hit DVD, even though it wouldn’t be for another year.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present my review of Daredevil.

In his home of Hell’s Kitchen in New York City, 12-year-old Matt Murdock loses his sight after toxic waste splashes into his eyes.

However, not only are his remaining senses sharpened, but he also gains a radar sense that allows him to see better than anyone. Not long after, tragedy strikes when his father is killed. Matt vows to stop all crime in Hell’s Kitchen from then on.

Years later, Matt has become a lawyer, running a firm with his best friend Franklin “Foggy” Nelson. Fighting crime doesn’t stop in the courtroom for him, as at night, he hunts down criminals as Daredevil, the Man Without Fear.

He will have to rely on more than just his senses to take down the biggest crime boss in the city, Wilson Fisk, also known as the Kingpin, whose influence runs rampant.

Before I go over my thoughts on the cast and the performances, they basically can all be summed up like this: In the Theatrical Cut, I thought they were fine. In this version, they’re better for reasons I will get to in a moment.

I’ll get the biggest point of contention out of the way now, and this is one of many casting choices in general that proved to be controversial (even critics were divided on this), but more often than not, they ended up working out.

Our protagonist is played by Ben Affleck, who would go on to face similar backlash when he was cast as Batman. The main reason is that he had already played a superhero before with this movie, and it didn’t go over well for a lot of people.

My previous point of saying that the cast were better here is definitely true for him, because the balance between when he’s Matt Murdock and when he’s Daredevil is more fleshed out. He ultimately feels like a good choice for the character.

The reason for that is in this version, there’s some material that they had to cut out that’s put back in, and it allows for more proper character development.

The next one to mention is Jennifer Garner as Elektra Natchios, who is the love interest of the movie. Her chemistry with Ben Affleck does feel genuine, so it probably comes as no surprise that they met on the set of the movie.

Before I go on with the rest of the cast, there’s something I need to bring up: The playground fight shortly after they first meet. Some people may compare this to a similar scene in the following year’s Catwoman, but here’s the difference. In that movie, it’s just a throwaway scene, whereas here, he’s just trying to get to know her, and she’s playing hard to get. You kind of feel that in the Theatrical Cut, but more so in this one.

With that out of the way, let’s continue.

The two other main cast members are the villains. I’ll start with Kingpin, because he’s the main villain of the movie, as he’s pretty much the catalyst for everything that happened in Matt’s life. As if his presence wasn’t menacing enough, let alone his height, you can definitely tell from his voice that he is just merciless. He may not resemble the Kingpin from the comics, but as long as you get someone who’s intimidating to play him, in the end it doesn’t even matter.* You definitely get that here with the late, great Michael Clarke Duncan.

I personally loved him in this, especially in this version. Whenever I saw (or even heard) him in something, he was awesome. It holds true here, as he shows he could actually make for a great villain.

The character himself is very imposing, because he won’t just have you killed. He’ll go after your family, too.

Then we have the secondary antagonist of the movie, a hitman with perfect aim known as Bullseye, played by Colin Farrell. He’s just as unsettling as Kingpin, if not even more so, due to what he’s capable of. He can use literally any object at his disposal to kill you, and no matter what it is, he doesn’t miss.

You can tell they’re both having fun in their roles, as they play off each other very well in plotting to take Daredevil down. Plus, they both have understandable motivations.

Now for the two standout supporting characters. The first is Joe Pantoliano (The Matrix, Bad Boys) as Ben Urich, an investigative journalist with particular interest in Daredevil and Kingpin. He’s very good in this, and his character is very interesting, particularly in the Director’s Cut.

The second is Jon Favreau, who plays Foggy. I really liked him in this, and he’s actually pretty funny, especially with the banter he has with Ben Affleck.

Although they aren’t in either version that much, I should also mention that Erick Avari (The Mummy (the 1999 version with Brendan Fraser)) and David Keith (not to be confused with Keith David; totally different) who play Elektra’s father Nikolas Natchios and Matt’s father Jack Murdock, respectively, are good, too, since they do have some importance to key portions of the plot.

Speaking of the plot, there is one thing I will give the Theatrical Cut credit for as well as this one. Neither Cut of this movie spends that much of the runtime focusing on the origin story for Daredevil himself. It’s really just in the first act, and then you get to see more of Daredevil in action for the rest of the movie. This applies to both versions.

They both are paced pretty well, too, but how the plot progresses in the Theatrical Cut feels very jarring at points, as there are some things that don’t make sense. One example of this you’ll notice upon having seen both Cuts. In the Theatrical Cut, there’s a mid-credits scene, while here, it’s cut back into the movie.

In the Director’s Cut, it feels more consistent, with a more natural narrative flow.

A particular example is a very crucial subplot involving a case that Matt takes up, and it develops over the course of the movie. As a result, it’s very compelling, and it has a satisfying payoff.

In the Theatrical Cut, that whole portion is nowhere to be found. In its place is an expansion of the romance between Matt and Elektra. In this one, some of it is there, but it’s mostly dialed back. The movie is actually better for it, because that’s not the focal point of it. Rather, it’s Matt trying to balance his day job with his alter-ego, and a little moral dilemma comes in between.

They cut a lot of the more interesting material out to give it a shorter runtime so it could make as much as possible in theaters. That, and it was also so they could get a PG-13 rating, since the version they intended to release was rated R.

In being cut down for PG-13, the movie feels less like its own thing and more like Fox was trying to replicate Sony’s success with Spider-Man the previous year. It’s especially true with the amount of CGI in this movie.

Yes, it is still present in the Director’s Cut, and even while I was watching it, it did feel like they were copying Spider-Man.

It’s not just that, but I also felt some serious parallels story-wise. It’s not so obvious in this one, but it’s there.

Neither of these bothered me that much, though, since everything else was so good. Besides, I’ll go a bit more into them later anyway.

You also get more action in this one, as it’s more brutal and more violent with a darker tone, closer to the comics. Speaking of which, you also get references to and cameos from some people who worked on the comics, including a pre-MCU cameo from Stan Lee and a cameo from Frank Miller as one of Bullseye’s victims.

In both versions, the action is really good, but it’s even better in the Director’s Cut.

One thing that is still good in regards to the movie in general is the music. The music is awesome. Graeme Revell’s score is still excellent, especially the theme. I particularly love how they use it in the opening credits, which themselves really stand out for something like this.

There’s actually two versions of the theme. There’s that one, and a remix.

Then we get to something this definitely does better than Spider-Man: The soundtrack. It introduced everyone to Evanescence, whose song “Bring Me to Life” is featured very prominently in the third act (and was even used in the trailer). They also have another song, “My Immortal”, featured earlier in the movie.

Since it was the 2000s, it was common for movies to have both a score and a soundtrack to accompany them. One thing that rarely happened, though, was a fair amount of the songs on the soundtrack being used in the movie. A majority of the songs on the soundtrack are used here.

In addition to Evanescence, you get the likes of Fuel, The Calling, Hoobastank**, Seether, and even a collaboration between Drowning Pool and Rob Zombie, among others.

The songs that are used in the movie are incorporated very well.

Something else that’s solid about this is the direction from Mark Steven Johnson, but even more so his script.

You can tell at times he wanted to stay as true to the comics as he could, as some shots and dialogue are very reminiscent of them. Two big examples worth highlighting are one where Daredevil is clutching the cross on the roof of a church, and another is a moment in the third act where Bullseye has a monologue. How the latter in particular is written and shot is almost exactly like how it happened there. Bullseye’s monologue is almost word for word identical to it.

Although they aren’t so much issues for me, there are a few things that might be for others, the first two of which I mentioned earlier.

The first thing is the CGI. There are some points here where it’s really good (meaning it’s necessary, like when Daredevil uses his radar sense), and then there are others where it does not hold up as well (and that is usually when Daredevil is swinging around or fighting someone). During the action, they could’ve used more practical stunt work for that, although they probably didn’t have the budget for that.

Plus, given the fact that it was mandated that it have more CGI so it would look more like Spider-Man (I’m not making that up), and the narrative similarities regardless of which Cut you watch, there was really no way around that even in putting the Director’s Cut together. Basically, I don’t think it’s really fair to criticize them for something they had no way around. If there had been an easier solution that they just didn’t take advantage of, it’d be a different story.

The second thing, which was the one thing they could work around, is the half hour of footage for which its removal prior to the theatrical release was also mandated. The reason for that is the studio wanted a shorter runtime to allow for more showings, which would also explain the PG-13 rating.

The downside to that is very simple: Had they not done that, and released it as intended, people would’ve wanted to come back for more anyway because the word of mouth would’ve actually been great.

Even so, I’m just glad we even have it.

Now for the other two things that might be issues for others. Even with the restored footage, some may find the Director’s Cut too long, and there’s another well known character, Karen Page (played by Ellen Pompeo), who works with Matt and Foggy. Though she does help them out, she’s still barely in the movie. She has one scene in the Theatrical Cut, and an additional one in the Director’s Cut. Basically, she’s almost an afterthought. However, the bigger focus was on Elektra, so I can understand that, and plus, her additional scene in the Director’s Cut does contribute to the larger narrative in a major way.

As previously stated, though, none of these bothered me too much, because everything else about the Director’s Cut made it as great as I had heard for so long.

Overall: While it does still have its faults (especially in the Theatrical Cut), Daredevil is one of those superhero movies from the 2000s that does get a lot more right, and you’ll see why upon seeing the Director’s Cut.

With a lead performance from Ben Affleck that deserves way more credit than it gets (along with a strong supporting cast), a far more compelling story than what we initially got, awesome action and an equally awesome soundtrack, the Director’s Cut turns a generally not well liked comic book movie into a much better one (which would not end up being the first time that happened, but that’s for another review***). Regardless of how you feel about the Theatrical Cut, if you haven’t seen the Director’s Cut, I would highly recommend giving it a chance.

Simply put, it’s the version we deserved to begin with.

It goes to show that justice may be blind, but studios can also be.

*No, Linkin Park is not on the soundtrack for this movie… although that would have been awesome. Neither is “Blind” by Korn, although I can understand that for two reasons: 1: Another awesome movie already used it (twice, I should add), and 2: The soundtrack here is comprised completely of songs made for the movie anyway.

**Who would later perform “Did You”, which is my personal favorite of theirs, on the soundtrack for Spider-Man 2.

***Ironically, both cases involve Ben Affleck.

Thoughts on Plane (2023)

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Hello, everyone. For this review, I’ll be covering the first action movie of the year. Despite being a few plot twists short of a Lost episode*, it still has a few recognizable names in it (the biggest of course being Gerard Butler), and that is Plane.

The film follows Captain Brodie Torrance, a former military pilot turned commercial airline pilot. His latest flight is set to take the passengers to Honolulu from Singapore. Among the passengers is Louis Gaspare, a former member of the French Foreign Legion who is now a fugitive being extradited for homicide.

Unfortunately, the fact that a criminal is being brought onboard is the least of Torrance’s problems. During the flight, they’re caught in a storm, leaving Captain Torrance and his copilot no other choice but to land their badly damaged plane on an island in the Philippines.

Making matters worse, it happens to be an island overrun by a group of rebels, who do not hesitate to hold them captive. The conflict is so bad that the airline board’s only option is to send a private rescue team in to get everyone out.

In the meantime, Torrance can really only rely on Gaspare for help, but Gaspare might just actually be more useful than he was initially led to believe.

What Worked: The acting is very solid. Gerard Butler gives a great performance, as he shows that his character values everyone’s safety. He’s very determined to not only get himself home, but also everyone else. Plus, with his military background, he’s also capable of handling himself in a fight. This in turn also shows that Gerard Butler as an actor still has what it takes to do action-oriented roles, like Mike Banning in Olympus Has Fallen and its two (for now, soon to be three) sequels and to an extent King Leonidas in 300.

Aside from Gerard Butler, the biggest standouts for me were Mike Colter and Tony Goldwyn.

Mike Colter shows he still has the charisma he brought to the role of Luke Cage, as he has great chemistry/banter with Gerard Butler here.

Not only that, he gets some great moments throughout the movie, especially when it comes to how the rebels are being taken out. He’s very capable with guns and knives. At one point (and this isn’t a spoiler, by the way, as they showed a glimpse of this in the trailer), Gaspare even wields a sledgehammer in this movie**.

Some of those moments were actually during the breaks from the action. When it gets to them, it allows for some character development, and you get to learn more about him at the same time Torrance is.

As for Tony Goldwyn, if there’s one character who’s perhaps more determined to get everyone out than Torrance himself, it’s his character, Scarsdale (the airline company’s crisis manager).

In addition to getting some genuinely hilarious dialogue (an example of which is in the trailer), most of the decisions made in the movie are from him. Besides showing his character is good at his job, the decisions themselves, even the ones that aren’t from him, do actually make sense within the context of the story. That was nice to see, because so often we get characters in action movies that make stupid decisions which only work because of plot convenience.

Some other actors worth noting are Yoson An (who was previously in the Mulan remake) as Torrance’s copilot, Daniella Pineda (the Jurassic World sequels) as the main flight attendant, and Joey Slotnick (Hollow Man) as a businessman that’s one of the passengers.

For a January action movie, this is actually very well directed. This comes from Jean-François Richet, who directed the Assault on Precinct 13 remake, which I’ve heard is also quite good.

Also surprising for a January action movie is that it has editing that’s at least decent. There aren’t cuts every two seconds, and there isn’t shaky cam that more often than not is used nowadays to hide poor stunt work. It’s very competently edited***.

The action benefits greatly from that. They don’t hold anything back here, and since this is rated R, more graphic moments can be shown. Then again, this comes from Lionsgate, who brought us John Wick, The Expendables (even though the third one was PG-13 when it came out), the last two Rambo films, the last two Punisher films (the ones with Thomas Jane and Ray Stevenson), the list goes on. Since this came from them, and they usually do R-rated action movies, I was somewhat expecting this would be the case, and sure enough, it was.

If this was PG-13, that would’ve given them no choice but to use shaky cam and only show the aftermath of someone getting killed. It would’ve really hurt the movie.

One other thing that could’ve hurt the movie, even if it was PG-13, was that having a bunch of one-liners would’ve detracted from the overall tone (as this is a more serious action movie), so I was fine without them here. As it is, the script isn’t great, but it’s serviceable for the kind of movie this is.

What Didn’t Work: I really only have two major issues here.

The first is that although the score itself is pretty good, it doesn’t really stand out. It pains me to even say that, because it was co-composed by Marco Beltrami, who has so many great scores to his name, as I’ve mentioned in a couple reviews in the past. With this, the only track that comes close to being somewhat memorable is the one in the credits, yet even there, it won’t be long before you can hardly remember any of the music.

It’s a similar issue with the villains. Though they’re fine for the type of movie this is, the villains stand out a little more, but not by much. Now, I’m not saying every villain should be complex with an equally complex motivation (although it helps when a villain does have that). I’m saying they should have distinct character traits that justify why they’re as evil as they’re made out to be. Here, it’s the typical action movie villain: Whenever it’s a terrorist or a drug lord or anything like that, chances are their motivation is just as typical (usually money).

However, at least with someone like me who loves action movies, as long as the villains are still entertaining and it’s satisfying to see them get taken out in awesome ways, I can forgive that.

They’re fine enough for something like this to meet both of those criteria for me.

Overall: While it does have some problems, Plane is a very entertaining action movie, and for January, much like M3GAN was for horror, this was also a welcome surprise for action. Sometimes January action movies do fare better than horror movies released there, and sometimes they don’t. Thankfully, this is one of the better ones out there.

It’s well directed, well acted, and well edited, with an actually decent script. It was most surprising to me how much effort was put into those departments, because from the trailer, it didn’t look like it would have that much, and that the acting would be at least decent compared to everything else.

It gives you some great action with genuine character development in between, and it’s the performances of Gerard Butler and Mike Colter that really sell that.

Even though it’s likely on its way out of theaters now, and has already arrived on Digital, either way, I would still suggest checking this one out, too, folks. It’s a lot of fun, and if you're looking for something to watch on a Friday night or even on a Saturday, it’s perfect for that.

With two surprises in a row so far this year that I’ve covered (and ultimately a third for new releases not long after, but we’ll get to that later), this year could have potential. However, I’m only cautiously optimistic, given this decade’s track record so far, and I also don’t want to have too much hope so early in the year.

As it is, though, we’ll have to wait and see.

Next time, we go to my first Anniversary Review of the year, and it’s something that’s been a long time coming, folks.

*I felt like I had to make a Lost joke somewhere, since the event that kicks off both plots is a plane crash.

**This moment made me believe he could be a good choice to play Steel, should James Gunn ever decide to use him for his vision for DC. That, and the character himself deserves a second chance on the big screen anyway.

***Fun Fact: The editor, David Rosenbloom, previously edited The Way Back (one of the last movies to come out before COVID hit) and Deep Impact (one of the first movies I covered after COVID hit).

Thoughts on M3GAN (2023)

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Hello, everyone. Though Malignant may have been my first review in general for 2023, this one is my first review for a major theatrical release in 2023 (the first, in fact).

Before I get started, allow me to provide some backstory.

Though James Wan did not direct this one, he did produce it, and both movies at least share the same writer in Akela Cooper.

Even with those two names right there, this had several things going against it. Red Flag #1: It was released in January, which is usually considered the dumping ground for movies. Red Flag #2: It was released the first week of January. Red Flag #3: It was a horror movie, and horror movies released in January (especially the first week) always turn out so well.

Two other things also didn’t help: It was PG-13, and the first trailer didn’t do much for me (there’s something regarding the second trailer, but I’ll get to that when I close the review out).

All of those factors gave it an uphill battle with me, but I was still willing to give it a chance.

Then I started hearing high praise for this, and I became a bit more interested, and thinking, “Could this be? A January horror movie that’s actually really good?”.

To say it’s rare for that to happen is an understatement, folks. It is extremely rare for a horror movie or thriller released in January (or movies in general released in January) to be at least decent, let alone really good. However, in recent years, there have been some exceptions, like Underwater and more recently one that I will be covering later.

So… is this as good as I was led to believe? Let’s find out as I present my review of M3GAN*.

The film follows Gemma, a roboticist at a toy company. She’s trying to balance work and family upon taking in her niece Cady, who had just lost her parents in a car crash.

Her latest project, the Model 3 Generative Android (M3GAN for short), is a life-sized doll controlled by AI and designed to assist parents in taking care of their children while also serving as the child’s best friend.

One day, Gemma introduces Cady to M3GAN, and everything seems to be working out well. Gemma can get more work done to satisfy her boss, Cady has a friend, and the company is confident they have a product that their rivals would have a difficult time trying to replicate.

However, it isn't long before everything starts going haywire.

What Worked: For a movie that's very self-aware (no pun intended) that its premise is silly, it balances the campy tone and the serious elements quite well. The fact that it embraced it was ultimately the best direction to take it in, particularly for those who were skeptical going in like myself. It surprised me that it even had that, because the first trailer did a pretty good job at hiding that. It made it look silly, and it seemed like it would be unintentionally hilarious. Little did we know they were aware of that, and the tongue-in-cheek approach was actually what we would be seeing.

I thought that was a very clever idea, but the most brilliant idea was something you come to realize over the course of the movie. It’s a satire of how a business or industry can value profit over product, and how even with one mistake, it can blow up in their face. I felt it worked even more not just because of Akela Cooper’s script, but also because of Gerard Johnstone’s direction.

Even with the campy tone, the cast still play it straight for the most part.

Gemma is played by Allison Williams, who first ventured into horror with Get Out. She’s certainly more relatable than her character in that movie, Rose. With Gemma, her main character trait (workaholic but still loving aunt) is something any family member can connect with.

Cady is played by Violet McGraw, who for such a young age, conveys the attachment to her new friend very well, which any family member can also relate to. People have become so reliant on technology today, particularly children, and they think it can solve every problem, when in reality, it can’t.

With this performance, I believe this could give Violet and her older sister Madeleine (who stole the show in The Black Phone last year) even bigger work. For child actors especially, that’s very impressive.

The biggest noteworthy supporting performance is Ronnie Chieng as Gemma’s boss, David. He embodies that “greedy CEO” type of character just the right amount without going too overboard with it. He gets some funny moments, but he still takes his job seriously (perhaps a bit too much, as those types of characters tend to do).

Although Gemma’s colleagues do seem like they know the type of movie they’re in, the one that comes the closest to representing the campy tone is M3GAN herself.

M3GAN is actually played by two people: Amie Donald, who does the physical performance, and Jenna Davis, who provides the voice. The two performances blend together to where it felt like it was still one person doing both, especially when she starts acting independently. Of the two, the former was the one that surprised me the most. You’d think someone her age would not be able to pull off some of the elaborate movements M3GAN does at times, but when you take her dancing background into consideration, you then realize she does have the physicality needed to do them.

With the latter’s performance, that’s where the character leans the closest towards being over the top. Jenna Davis sounded like she was having a lot of fun doing it, but going into it, I had some concern that she’d be showing it too much. Thankfully, she doesn’t. It was just enough to get it across, and it felt like she was the most expressive when it was the most fitting.

There was one thing about her performance, though, that genuinely shocked me. In fact, it surprised me so much to where I would love to go into it. At the same time, I don’t feel like I can because if I did, some might consider it a spoiler (even though it’s not a major one), and I try my best not to do that.

The best way I can put it is this: Leave it to Akela Cooper to do a crazy third act (and not just because of the kills).

Now for what is perhaps the biggest concern some may have, and that is the fact that this is PG-13 rather than R. The question is: Did it work out?

For me, it ultimately did. Yes, it’s jarring that after how something like Malignant did not hold back, this kind of does. However, in cases like this, implication that something crazy just happened is enough, and even they realized that**. That doesn’t mean it’s less shocking for the audience, because there are setup moments that are shown, even if the kills themselves are not. The most unsettling one for me was one that occurs halfway into the movie, and when you see it, you’ll know.

What Didn’t Work: Though the horror and comedy are balanced very well overall, there were a couple moments where it felt like they were leaning too much into the comedic side of it, and it’s very easy to tell. Since it goes back to that balance almost immediately, though, they weren’t so bad they took me out of the movie, because as a result, it brought me back into it.

Overall: M3GAN is one of the most surprising horror movies I have seen in a long time, and the fact that it’s a horror comedy was a welcome addition to that surprise, especially for a January release. With January itself showing some improvement in recent years, this is further evidence that people are actually putting more effort into what gets released there.

By horror comedy standards, it’s not trying to raise a bar set by others, most notably The Cabin in the Woods and of course Scream. It’s not even trying to be them, either, and I like that. I appreciate that it knows what it is, it embraces it, and yet it still feels like its own thing.

It may not have the same level of shock as Malignant, but I wasn’t expecting this to top that. It’ll take more time for something to come along that’s on that level (although last year, Barbarian came close for me) or even manages to surpass it.

With great performances that counter the tone in a surprisingly well done way, a sense of self-awareness that actually makes sense within the context of the plot, and very effective kills even for a PG-13 horror movie, it also serves as a cautionary tale of how you shouldn’t get too attached to technology, because it can’t do everything, as much as we’d like for it to.

One more thing before I close this out (which I was alluding to earlier): If you are going to see this, DO NOT watch the second trailer, as it gives away quite a bit, a fair amount of which is from the third act. You can watch the first trailer if you want, but only that before you go in.

With that out of the way…

Next time, we go from the first horror movie of the year to the first action movie of the year.

*The 3 is silent, which is another way of saying that you pronounce it the same as if it were an E, for those who have not seen any promotional material.

**Plus, it came out that the original cut was far more violent, and now people seem to be enjoying what they get so much that they actually want to see it. I would welcome that myself, even if I have a feeling that it’ll be on the Blu-Ray when it comes out.

Thoughts on Malignant (2021)

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Hello, everyone. For my first review of 2023, this is one of those times where I decided to review one movie I have really wanted to cover ever since it came out. I figured what better time to do so than now, since this shares the same writer as the first major release of the new year, that being M3GAN.

I have decided to start the year off with a horror movie, much like the release slate itself usually does. After branching out into action movies with Furious 7 and comic book movies with Aquaman, director James Wan returned to his roots with a bang, and what a bang it was.

Folks, I finally bring to you my review of his most ambitious horror movie to date, and that is Malignant.

Before I get started, I must forewarn you of a few things. 1: Though I of course will not divulge why, if you’re expecting or planning to be, I would strongly advise against seeing this anytime soon (otherwise, you’ll never look at pregnancy the same way ever again). 2: If you’re squeamish, this is not for you. 3: If you’re sensitive to flashing or flickering lights, or anything else, this is definitely not for you. Granted, it’s not as bad as how it was in, say, Halloween Ends where it’s a strobe light effect. It’s not like that at all; I’m mainly talking about lights being blown out and some flickering.

Therefore, for any horror or non-horror fans where any or all of the above apply, I would suggest reading with caution (though I usually do my best to avoid going into spoilers anyway) or turning back now and waiting for when I’m not covering a horror movie or even certain types of thrillers.

With that out of the way, on with the review.

The film follows a woman named Madison, and she seems to be living a normal life in Seattle with her abusive husband Derek, and she’s wanting to have a child. Unfortunately, an altercation occurs that results in her being hospitalized and Derek being killed. After coming home, Madison begins experiencing visions of gruesome murders as they happen. As she comes to realize these are occurring in real life, a more shocking truth slowly begins to unravel.

What Worked: While the cast all give great performances, it’s the lead performance from Annabelle Wallis (the 2017 Mummy reboot*) as Madison herself that really sells it. She is outstanding in this. This is a character that while you obviously can’t relate to her situation, you certainly can relate to her. No matter how hard you may try to live a normal life, how reality plays out in front of you is unpredictable, and it can spiral out of control at any time, sometimes to where you can’t do anything to resolve it, even if you have people to try to help you. She does a fantastic job conveying that, and throughout the movie, you feel her pain.

You also get some great supporting performances from Maddie Hasson as Madison’s sister Sydney, George Young as Detective Kekoa Shaw (yes, that’s his name), Michole Briana White as his partner Detective Regina Moss, and even Jake Abel as Derek (as brief as his screen time is) and Jacqueline McKenzie (who you may remember from Deep Blue Sea). Of course, there are others, but with one exception that I’ll get to later, those are the main ones I can mention without giving too much away.

What I can say is that the story itself is brilliant. Even if you set Madison’s situation aside, which in reality can be pretty frightening, as mentioned earlier, putting a supernatural or psychological spin on it just elevates it that much more. That’s one reason why James Wan is such an icon in terms of modern day horror filmmakers. I thought that was such a great idea for him to bring to the table here, with the help of his wife, Ingrid Bisu (who also has a small supporting role in the movie), and especially up-and-coming screenwriter Akela Cooper.

Speaking of the latter, it says something when a horror newcomer can make a twist so good it puts even M. Night Shyamalan’s best twists to shame. Even if you think you can figure it out, it’ll still catch you off guard with how shocking it is. It’s also surprising when you realize she did so on her second film.

Even leading up to said twist, James Wan’s direction on its own is so unsettling in its own right. Not only that, there are some really cool shots in this. One particular sequence involves Madison running down a hallway, and it’s shot from above her in a tracking shot, and how he pulled it off is very impressive. Also, without giving too much away, there’s a sequence in the third act set at a police station. If you thought the police station assault in The Terminator was crazy, the one in this movie might top it for you, as it’s done all in one take. Be on the lookout for moments like those.

The biggest things that stood out to me aside from the twist were the music and the level of violence in this. Joseph Bishara’s score is really good, but there are two separate tracks in particular that will really stick with you. One is “When Your Walls Fall” by Celldweller, whose music was very popular trailer music in the 2000s, most notably “Switchback”. When this song kicks in, it hits hard, and in saying James Wan came back to horror with a bang with this movie, that statement especially applies there. The opening scene is shocking enough, and then the song slowly builds up into the excellent opening credits sequence, and then it really kicks in and doesn’t stop until the sequence ends. It’s not the only time, either. It comes back again later and it feels like the unofficial main theme of the movie.

The other one is a cover of Pixies’ “Where Is My Mind?”, which even thematically is a perfect fit. For those who remember Fight Club, which made that song more popular, you might like the cover here.

Now for the violence, to say this is brutal is an understatement. This does not hold back with the kills. This is a bloodbath. The killer will not let anyone get in his way. If the deaths alone don’t get you, his look, weapon, and voice certainly will. Other than the blood and gore and the transitions to each murder scene (which are among some CGI courtesy of Industrial Light & Magic), the effects are mainly practical, particularly his appearance. Simply put, every aspect of how they brought him to life is brilliant.

There are a couple other things I will mention before I go into the biggest aspect I wanted to address and then close this out.

While very consistent in tone, it does have some humor, usually from the police. However, it never goes to where it detracts from the overall very serious tone.

The other thing I can mention is that there are some genuinely effective scares in this. Usually in horror movies, especially now, they rely on cheap jump scares for the sake of having them in the movie. That’s not the case here, because James Wan knows how to do it right. He builds up tension, and then gets you when you least expect it. He definitely showed that in the first two Conjuring films**.

Before I close this out, here’s the biggest thing I wanted to address. There’s an argument that I had seen some make that this is an absurd, over the top, cheesy horror movie, with aspects that are meant to be taken as such. Sure, there are some things that can be viewed in that context, but for me, it didn’t feel like that. It felt more like a flat-out insane horror movie with a supernatural or psychological twist to it (no pun intended).

Overall: Malignant is a triumphant return to horror for James Wan as a director, and it feels like he’s still got it. It also shows he’s willing to take risks, because he presents an original idea, which can go either way for anyone no matter what genre it is, and he still manages to pull it off.

As a result, this turned out to not only be one of the most unique horror movies I have seen in a long time, but also one of the craziest. Usually when others try to do that, it’s shock value for the sake of shock value with no real purpose to it. Here, it feels genuine, and it has a purpose with actual buildup to it, which is how it should be done, but in reality not always is, especially in recent years.***

The real surprise of the movie comes from how well crafted its story is and how well executed it is, while delivering great performances and compelling characters through a brilliant script from a very promising writer in Akela Cooper.

Despite Malignant not doing too well on release, it does have an audience. Give it a few more years, and it’ll have a following that it rightfully earned.

With how this turned out so early in her career, though, I’m glad she’s been getting more work, and it seems to be paying off with the success of M3GAN, so she did bounce back by making a movie that felt more mainstream.

Now, with that having been said, I’m even more excited to bring you my review of M3GAN, which I hope to put up very soon.

*Speaking of The Mummy, if you remember the 1999 version with Brendan Fraser and its sequel The Mummy Returns, Patricia Velásquez makes an appearance at the beginning of this movie.

**I know that it’ll seem odd having done this before any of his previous horror films like those, especially given the Intro and Outro of this review, but again, the main reason I chose to cover this now is more so because of the writer, who happens to have her latest project out right now in theaters.

***What I mean by that, folks, is something that’ll be elaborated further in a type of post I haven’t done before, but have wanted to do for some time. As for what that is, you’ll have to wait and see while I’m working on it.

Thoughts on Violent Night (2022)

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Hello, everyone. In what is likely the last review for this year (sorry, guys, for it not being the two Avatar movies or Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick*), we revisit another classic story that’s had its share of different versions. However, for this one, it’s the first time since that story’s first sequel to be set around Christmas. The main difference here is that instead of a New York cop visiting his wife in L.A. on Christmas Eve, it’s Santa Claus trying to make his rounds when he gets caught in the middle of a hostage situation. That, and Santa happens to be more brutal than John McClane.

Folks, for this review, we’re going to witness Santa dish out some Season’s Beatings on some bad guys, as I bring to you my review of Violent Night.

The movie follows the Lightstone family, who are visiting matriarch Gertrude for Christmas at her mansion. Joining Jason (the father), his estranged wife Linda, and their 7-year-old daughter Trudy are Jason’s sister Alva, her new boyfriend Morgan Steel, and Alva’s son Bertrude (no, I’m not making that up). With it being Christmas Eve, Jason and Linda decide to give Trudy one gift early: an old walkie-talkie to allow Trudy to talk to Santa. Her parents overhear her Christmas wish, and shortly after, Santa arrives to deliver presents. Unfortunately, he arrives as the mansion is being overrun by a group of mercenaries looking for $300 million in cash stored in their vault. Making matters worse, his reindeer get spooked away, leaving Santa behind. With no other options, he decides to help the family out.

What Worked: The performances are all excellent. First of all, David Harbour is fantastic as Santa. This is the best movie Santa I have seen in a long time, if not ever. He is not only perfectly cast for the type of movie this is (an action comedy), but how he’s written is a perfect fit for that. This Santa has an interesting backstory that I won’t go into here, and he has an understandable motivation even prior to when he decides to help the family out. Plus, you can tell he was having so much fun playing Santa.

Though the portrayal of the family is absurd, it feels like a parody of the dysfunctional family stereotype, to where you have the one person trying to hold everything together as best they can. Here, that’s Trudy trying to keep everyone in the Christmas spirit. She’s very sweet, and has the purest heart of everyone. Leah Brady’s performance really sells not only that, but also her belief in Santa.

Aside from her parents, played respectively by Alex Hassell and Alexis Louder, the rest of the family are very much dysfunctional in every sense of the word. You have Edi Patterson (Knives Out) as Alva, who’s a drinker, Cam Gigandet (Pandorum, The Magnificent Seven) as her boyfriend Morgan Steel, who’s an action star wanting Gertrude to fund his next movie, and Alexander Elliot as Bertrude, who’s basically the modern influencer type that we see now. Though they all have their share of funny moments (Morgan gets quite a few of them), there’s Beverly D’Angelo of Vacation fame as Gertrude herself. She gets some of the funniest lines in the movie. In fact, she’s so vulgar she puts even Deadpool to shame. If you think I’m exaggerating, I am not.

Then we have the villains, led by John Leguizamo in what is easily his best villain role. It’s also ironic when you consider that he was in Die Hard 2 and John Wick, and then he goes on to be in a Die Hard movie in the style of John Wick with this. However, as with David Harbour’s performance as Santa, you can tell he’s having a lot of fun as the main villain, who calls himself Mr. Scrooge.

You can also tell that this is a self-aware action comedy when the villains have Christmas-themed codenames, such as Gingerbread, Candy Cane, and even Krampus. You also know it doesn’t take itself too seriously when they outright reference Die Hard and Home Alone in addition to parodying them (they even parody Die Hard 2 at one point). The biggest reference to Home Alone is especially brilliant.

The movie also excels at being very brutal. It lives up to the title, because Santa gets to kill people in insanely brutal, yet hilariously awesome and very creative ways.

I also thought it was a nice touch to actually modernize Santa’s Nice and Naughty Lists, and incorporate Christmas music into the score.

This all benefits from having solid direction from Tommy Wirkola (who previously did Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters) and a very clever script from Pat Casey and Josh Miller, who are coming off of writing two well-received hit video game adaptations with Sonic the Hedgehog and its sequel.

The biggest thing that makes this so much fun is that it’s produced by David Leitch, who co-directed the first John Wick film with Chad Stahelski before going on to direct Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2, the Fast & Furious spinoff Hobbs & Shaw, and Bullet Train, which came out earlier this year. This has the same kind of fast-paced action and great humor as Bullet Train in particular, in addition to Nobody, which he also produced.

What Didn’t Work: There was a very minor pacing issue early on, but that’s more of a nitpick compared to everything else.

Overall: Violent Night has everything you could want in a holiday movie, and then some. In a year of divisiveness (especially in film), this is the kind of movie we need right now. It’s a time of celebration, and what better way for them to deliver the goods than a Christmas-themed action comedy? It’s the kind of action movie that knows what it is. You have David Harbour as Santa unleashing some Christmas carnage on a band of mercenaries led by John Leguizamo. What more could you possibly want?

It’s fun, it’s brutal, it’s hilarious, and overall, it’s a very satisfying experience. For John Wick fans, this is your kind of movie. For action fans in general, like myself, you are in for a welcome holiday treat.

I had heard some say two things. The first is that they want more movies like this with holiday icons being action heroes, and the second is that this could be a new Christmas classic. I totally agree with both.

Folks, if you’re looking for something to do this holiday season (besides see Avatar in theaters (which I would highly recommend you do so in 3D, of course) or see anything on streaming (like Glass Onion, which also arrived this month)), I would highly suggest you go watch Violent Night and hope you get a good amount of people in the theater, even if it’s not entirely packed. I guarantee you and your audience will come out of it having had a great time yourselves.

One more thing worth noting for when you do see it: There is a mid-credits scene, and despite being brief, it’s also hilarious.

With all that having been said…

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good (and hopefully not actually violent) night.

Next Time: My next review or post will likely be once we’ve entered the new year.

For now, though:

I capped off this year

With a movie that I left with glee

And I hope to see everyone here

In 2023.

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year, everyone!

*This one felt easier to do, and it came out at a more fitting time anyway for the reviews I was able to do for this year to go out.